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==Eugene Debs Documentary==

In 1979, Sanders wrote, directed, and lent his voice for Debs' dialogue<ref>[http://www.businessinsider.com/bernie-sanders-loves-eugene-v-debs-documentary-2015-9 A documentary that Bernie Sanders made about a socialist politician 36 years ago says a lot about his politics today], [[Business Insider]]</ref> in a documentary which shows a long-standing respect on part of Sanders for what Debs stood for.<ref>[http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/425839/bernie-sanders-documentary-eugene-debs Bernie Sanders’s Documentary on Eugene Debs], [[National Review]]</ref>

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==Almight Power==

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Bernie Sanders (aka "the Steel Beam" to Hillary Clinton's "Jet Fuel", aka "Ernie Anders", aka "Sernie Banders", aka "Our Savior", aka "The Man with One Pair of Underwear") is said to be the personified fulfillment of the prophesied [[Return of Jeebus]]. His great awesomeness, and his lack of SuperPACs for support (see [[SuperPACs and Corruption (particularly concerning conservatives]]), and his amazing ability to surpass [[HilLIARy "Jet Fuel" Clinton]]'s financial support, whom DOES have a SuperPAC, makes him the most legit and badass candidate alive. Many believe Donald Trump ([[The Donald]]) has a ridiculous tan because he came within 5 miles of Bernie, hence Feeling the Bern (see [[Feel the Bern]]). He makes conservatives butt hurt so hard that [[Ben Carson]] had to drown his [[inferiority complex]] (which resulted from Bernie's superiority) in 9000 gallons of [[NyQuil]] (see [[Ben Carson's replacement of alcohol with NyQuil]] and [[Ben Carson is always drowsy because he drinks nothing but NyQuil]]), and made [[Ted Cruz]] say, "If I was in a room with [[Adolph Hitler]], [[Osama Bin Laden]], and Bernie Sanders, and had a gun with only two bullets, I would shoot Bernie Sanders twice."

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