HelpJazz

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[[Image:Banhammer2.jpg|thumb|600px|right|'''HelpJazz''' is hereby awarded the prestigious & coveted '''Banhammer''' barnstar  for tireless vigilence against "rational" and irrational vandals & trolls!]]

[[Image:Banhammer2.jpg|thumb|600px|right|'''HelpJazz''' is hereby awarded the prestigious & coveted '''Banhammer''' barnstar  for tireless vigilance against "rational" and irrational vandals & trolls!]]

<big>'''Current Projects'''</big>

<big>'''About Me'''</big>

*''Primary'': Go over the chemistry category again, this time book in hand. Expand entries as needed.

*I am a [[libertarian]], and very much so!

*''Secondary'': Fill in some chemistry-related [[user:HelpJazz/chemredlinks|red links]]

**Actually, I'm a social and economic [[conservative]]. The difference between me and most conservatives is not what I believe, but where I think the government should step in for my beliefs.

*''Tertiary'': Work on reorganizing / cleaning up chemistry articles.

**Feel free to ask me about my positions. I love talking politics with open-minded, rational people

*''Quaternary'': Next project: collect and clean up stray chemistry articles which aren't correctly categorized.<br />

*In 2008 I graduated from [[Bucknell University]] with a [[bachelor of science]] degree in [[chemical engineering]]. Now I'm a financial analyst at a commercial door company.

*''Continuous Goals'':

**I was at one point pursuing a minor in [[political science]]

**Gently remind new users to follow the MoS... to save myself time later.

***I have a good working base of political science, political theory and [[international politics]]

**Hit [[Special:Random Page|Random Page]] button, ensure compliance with the [[Conservapedia:Manual of Style|Manual of Style]]

**I also have taken courses in [[economics]], [[logic]], and [[probability]]

**Block Vandals!! (I was always a fan of [[Ancient Rome]] anyway.)

**Now my work life revolves around [[Microsoft Excel]].

<big>'''Finished Projects'''</big>

<Big>'''My Editing Philosophy'''</big>

*<s>Check over the [http://www.conservapedia.com/Category:Chemistry chemistry category] for major errors</s>

#I will attempt to make all articles follow the G&C, and encourage other editors to do likewise

#''No [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User:Aziraphale/Tilting_at_Windmills&oldid=296120 tilting at windmills]!

#I will not revert anything added to a talk page, unless a user swears or edits another user's words

<big>'''Politics'''</big>

<big>'''Pet Peeves'''</big>

*I am a [[libertarian]], and very much so!

**Actually, I'm a social and economic [[conservative]]. The difference between me and most conservatives is not what I believe, but where I think the government should step in for my beliefs.

#Plagiarism is the use of another's words as one's own without giving proper credit. This is true even if you "paid for it" and have permission to use it

#Selected examples do ''not'' prove a trend. If you want to show that "most people do X" by example, you can never prove your point with examples

**Barring that, I will most likely support the [[Libertarian Party]] candidate

#Don't use "literally" if you mean "figuratively". Don't use "literally" if there's no figurative way to take what you say.

**Barring ''that'', I will most likely support the [[Republican Party]] candidate... but that's still a ways away

#Improper use of political lables. "Conservative" may, in most cases, be the opposite of "liberal", but there are numerous other ideologies which don't line up on a 1-dimentional scale!

#"Ironic" means that something happened opposite to what you expect to happen. A woman getting hit and killed by a sugar truck is sad. A diabetic woman getting hit and killed by a sugar truck is coincidence. A diabetic woman getting hit and killed by an ''insulin'' truck is ironic.

#Finding "please add more" on a wiki page. For one, lists rarely make a good article (and often contribute to pet peeve #2); additionally, all wikis are works in progress, so there's always an implied assumption to add more to an article.

#More to come <!-- now *that* is ironic humor -->

<big>'''Education'''</big>

<big>'''Useful Links'''</big>

*I am a senior in college, studying [[chemical engineering]]

*[[User:Philip J. Rayment/Article renaming project]]

**I have a pretty strong background in fluid dynamics, heat and mass transfer, thermodynamics, etc. etc.

*[[Conservapedia:Desk]]

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