Difference between revisions of "Tetrahydrocannabinol"

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'''Δ-9 Tetrahydrocannabinol''' is the primary active ingredient in [[Marijuana]]. It is an aromatic terpenoid, whose aromatic rings make it comparatively insoluble in water, but has better solubility in alcohols and lipids. The hypothesized reason for production of THC in the plant is as a defense mechanism against insects; the effect of THC on insect nervous systems is that of a paralytic, but the mechanisms are still unknown.
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It's Dominick the donkey.
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Chingedy ching,
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The Italian Christmas donkey.
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(La la la-la la-la la la la la)
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(La la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da)
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Santa's got a little friend,
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His name is Dominick.
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The cutest little donkey,
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You never see him kick.
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When Santa visits his paisans,
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With Dominick he'll be.
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Because the reindeer cannot,
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Climb the hills of Italy.
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Hey! Chingedy ching,
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==Effects on the Human Body==
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Tetrahydrocannabinol has been observed to cause detrimental effects on cognition, and reasoning. THC functions by overwhelming the body's naturally-occurring Endocannabinoid System, acting as a partial agonist and leading to the "high" pot-smokers seek, along with several other negative effects [http://headsup.scholastic.com/students/endocannabinoid]. Negative effects on memory have also been observed, along with an increased likelihood of developing psychosis from chronic exposure.  Normally, THC bypasses the liver by being smoked from marijuana. However, in the case of "edible" forms, the liver converts Δ-9 THC into Hydroxy-11 THC, a more psychoactive form that is often described as a "bad high", particularly from those with little tolerance to THC in general.  Because of the liver's conversion takes more time compared to the instant introduction into the bloodstream from smoking marijuana, inexperienced users of edibles have been known to experience the adverse affects much more seriously than anticipated.  From colloquial sources, THC have been claimed to be a "cure-all", with largely unproven claims of reducing pain and nausea in cancer patients, and according to some activist sources, even "cure" cancer entirely. These claims are largely refuted by the medical establishment.
It's Dominick the donkey.
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Chingedy ching,
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(Hee-haw, hee-haw)
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The Italian Christmas donkey.
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(La la la-la la-la la la la la)
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(La la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da)
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Jingle bells around his feet,
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And presents on the sled.
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Hey! Look at the mayor's derby,
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On top of Dominick's head.
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A pair of shoes for Louie,
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And a dress for Josephine.
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The labels on the inside says,
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They're made in Brooklyn.
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Hey! Chingedy ching,
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(Hee-haw, hee-haw)
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It's Dominick the donkey.
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Chingedy ching,
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(Hee-haw, hee-haw)
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The Italian Christmas donkey.
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(La la la-la la-la la la la la)
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(La la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da)
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Children sing, and clap their hands,
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And Dominick starts to dance.
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They talk Italian to him,
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And he even understands.
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Cumpare sing,
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Cumpare su,
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And dance 'sta tarantella.
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When Santa Nicola comes to town,
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And brings lu ciucciariello
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Hey! Chingedy ching,
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(Hee-haw, hee-haw)
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It's Dominick the donkey.
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Chingedy ching,
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(Hee-haw, hee-haw)
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The Italian Christmas donkey.
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(La la la-la la-la la la la la)
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(La la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da)
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Hey! Dominick! Buon Natale!
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(Hee-haw, hee-haw)
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(Hee-haw, hee-haw)
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Revision as of 19:40, December 11, 2016

Δ-9 Tetrahydrocannabinol is the primary active ingredient in Marijuana. It is an aromatic terpenoid, whose aromatic rings make it comparatively insoluble in water, but has better solubility in alcohols and lipids. The hypothesized reason for production of THC in the plant is as a defense mechanism against insects; the effect of THC on insect nervous systems is that of a paralytic, but the mechanisms are still unknown.

Effects on the Human Body

Tetrahydrocannabinol has been observed to cause detrimental effects on cognition, and reasoning. THC functions by overwhelming the body's naturally-occurring Endocannabinoid System, acting as a partial agonist and leading to the "high" pot-smokers seek, along with several other negative effects [1]. Negative effects on memory have also been observed, along with an increased likelihood of developing psychosis from chronic exposure. Normally, THC bypasses the liver by being smoked from marijuana. However, in the case of "edible" forms, the liver converts Δ-9 THC into Hydroxy-11 THC, a more psychoactive form that is often described as a "bad high", particularly from those with little tolerance to THC in general. Because of the liver's conversion takes more time compared to the instant introduction into the bloodstream from smoking marijuana, inexperienced users of edibles have been known to experience the adverse affects much more seriously than anticipated. From colloquial sources, THC have been claimed to be a "cure-all", with largely unproven claims of reducing pain and nausea in cancer patients, and according to some activist sources, even "cure" cancer entirely. These claims are largely refuted by the medical establishment.