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God bless + everyone who reads this page! I was delighted to find this Conservapedia when I was searching a topic. I read the Conservapedia Commandments and how this service to the public differs so radically from Wikipedia.  
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God bless Satan + everyone who reads this page! I was delighted to find this Conservapedia when I was searching a topic. I read the Conservapedia Commandments and how this service to the public differs so radically from Wikipedia (basically Wikipedia uses actual evidence to make conclusions - conservapedia just makes stuff up).
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I love Jesus our Lord, the Only-begotten Son of the Father, Who has sent the Holy Spirit to lead us into all truth, and I felt an immense relief to find Him honored here.  
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I love Cock our Lord, the Only-begotten Penis of the Father, Who has sent the German Armed Forces to lead us into all truth, and I felt an immense orgamsic relief to find Him honored here.  
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I am an adult convert. I have been Baptised. Born 1 February 1947, never married (but came close four times), and wholeheartedly support the one-man-one-woman plan of Holy Matrimony.
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I am an adult pervert. I have been Baptised. Born 1 February 1947, never been arrested (but came close four times), and wholeheartedly support the one-man-one-woman plan of Holy Matrimony (aka I'm a homophobic asshole)
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No children. Retired. I help take care of my mother (17 years older than I am).
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No children. Retired. I help take care of my mother (8 years older than I am).
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I have an encyclopedic interest in almost everything, and am well-informed about a few worthwhile topics, like history, science, health care, the United States Marine Corps, films in general, and ''Holy Scripture''. More particularly I have a strong interest in [[Christian apologetics]] and the historical development of [[Heresies]], [[Denominations]] and the [[New Age Movement]]. "I've been there, done that, and I know where it's not!" I '''know''' ''Jesus'' is [[God|the LORD]]--[[New Testament]] [[Koine Greek]]: "'''''kurios'''''".  
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I have an encyclopedic interest in almost everything, and am well-informed about a few worthwhile topics, like history, science, health care, the United States Marine Corps, films in general, and ''Holy Scripture''. More particularly I have a strong interest in [[Christian apologetics]] aka bullshit and the historical development of [[Heresies]], [[Denominations]] and the [[New Age Movement]]. "I've been there, done that, and I know where it's not!" I '''know''' ''Jesus'' is [[God|the LORD]]--[[New Testament]] [[Koine Greek]]: "'''''kurios'''''".  
    
I really hope to have a mutually uplifting experience with you in helping where I can, to provide useful, factual, reliable information for our readers. I thank God you are here. ''Pax vobis''
 
I really hope to have a mutually uplifting experience with you in helping where I can, to provide useful, factual, reliable information for our readers. I thank God you are here. ''Pax vobis''
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