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-Roman Emperor Claudius II defended the Empire against invading Goths in the 3rd century.  He forbade marriage because he thought that single men were tougher soldiers.
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-Valentine was a Christian bishop in Italy who secretly married young couples.  When caught, he was sentenced to be beaten to death with clubs and beheaded on February 14, 269 A.D.
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-But as he awaited his execution, this Christian prayed for the jailers' sick daughter and wrote her a note.  He signed it "from your Valentine."  She miraculously recovered and in A.D. 469, Pope Gelasius designated February 14th as "Saint Valentine's Day."