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'''Chuck Norris''' is a popular martial artist, star of the television series ''[[Walker, Texas Ranger]]'', world-record powerboat racer<ref name="bio">[http://www.chucknorris.com/html/biog.html Official Chuck Norris Biography]</ref>, Humanitarian, book author, and columnist at [[WorldNetDaily.com]].
 
'''Chuck Norris''' is a popular martial artist, star of the television series ''[[Walker, Texas Ranger]]'', world-record powerboat racer<ref name="bio">[http://www.chucknorris.com/html/biog.html Official Chuck Norris Biography]</ref>, Humanitarian, book author, and columnist at [[WorldNetDaily.com]].
  
Through his columns, Norris has been an outspoken critic of [[evolution]]<ref>[http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52567 "On Chuck Norris 'mania' sweeping the Net"], by Chuck Norris</ref>, the teaching of which he holds partially responsible for school shootings: "We teach our children they are nothing more than glorified apes, yet we don't expect them to act like monkeys."<ref>[http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55333 "The heroes of America's academic halls"], by Chuck Norris</ref>
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Through his columns, Norris has been an outspoken critic of the [[theory of evolution]]<ref>[http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52567 "On Chuck Norris 'mania' sweeping the Net"], by Chuck Norris</ref>, the teaching of which he holds partially responsible for school shootings: "We teach our children they are nothing more than glorified apes, yet we don't expect them to act like monkeys."<ref>[http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55333 "The heroes of America's academic halls"], by Chuck Norris</ref>
  
 
He has also worked to uncover a vast [[Atheist]] conspiracy to outlaw Christianity in the United States, <ref name="outlaw">[http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55668 "How to outlaw Christianity (Step 1)"], by Chuck Norris</ref><ref>[http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55789 "How to outlaw Christianity (Step 2 and 3)"], by Chuck Norris</ref> the first step of which is the acceptance of Atheists in our government:
 
He has also worked to uncover a vast [[Atheist]] conspiracy to outlaw Christianity in the United States, <ref name="outlaw">[http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55668 "How to outlaw Christianity (Step 1)"], by Chuck Norris</ref><ref>[http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55789 "How to outlaw Christianity (Step 2 and 3)"], by Chuck Norris</ref> the first step of which is the acceptance of Atheists in our government:

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Chuck Norris publicity shot from official website.

Chuck Norris is a popular martial artist, star of the television series Walker, Texas Ranger, world-record powerboat racer[1], Humanitarian, book author, and columnist at WorldNetDaily.com.

Through his columns, Norris has been an outspoken critic of the theory of evolution[2], the teaching of which he holds partially responsible for school shootings: "We teach our children they are nothing more than glorified apes, yet we don't expect them to act like monkeys."[3]

He has also worked to uncover a vast Atheist conspiracy to outlaw Christianity in the United States, [4][5] the first step of which is the acceptance of Atheists in our government:

"Though the majority of Americans continue to claim to be Christians, a Gallup poll discovered 45 percent of us would support an atheist for president. Such a survey is a clear indication that the secularization of society is alive and well."[4]

To thwart this menace of secularization, Norris has light-heartedly promised that if elected President he would "tattoo an American flag with the words, 'In God we trust.' on the forehead of every atheist" and deport all Liberals. [6]

Norris is active in many Christian causes, including the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association and Feed the Children[7]. He and his wife are the spokespersons for the National Council on Bible Curriculum, which seeks to bring state certified Bible courses to public high schools nationwide[8].

Links

Chuck Norris Official Website

References