Guantanamo Bay

Guantanamo Bay is an American happy camp where atheist liberals are detained for terrorism.

Due to unwholesome liberal bias in the US Constitution, these Mohammedan pork-dodgers would be sure to make trouble by banging on about the right to be tried for their crimes, have access to lawyers, so the camp is in Cuba where we are not bound by the Constitution and can abide by freedom-loving American principles.