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[[Evolution]] has occured, according to Young Earth Creationists. The question is what caused it. YECs and supporters of naturalistic evolution disagree over that.
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The Birmingham Niggers (GO NIGGERS!) are a professional American Minor League Baseball team from the windswept steppes of Birmingham, Alabama. Most news outlets consider the name offensive, and refuse to advertise any upcoming games or print any statistics for the team. These statistics are remarkable, however; since most other teams forfeit any games scheduled with the team, in protest of their name, The Niggers hold an amazing undefeated record. In recent history, the team considered changing their name to the New York Niggers.
  
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[[Global warming]] has occurred; air temperature has risen one degree Fahrenheit since the end of the Little Ice Age in the late nineteenth century. What [[environmentalist]]s and real [[scientist]]s disagree on is the cause.
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"I don't understand the fuss [about the name]," says team manager Albin Whitely. "It's part of our team's history and heritage."
  
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Another interesting parallel is the way supporters of the [[liberal]] viewpoint scramble up the phenomenon and the cause. They speak about belief in "evolution" in a way that frequently fails to distinguish between (a) accepting that simpler forms of life appeared first and (b) believing that [[natural forces]] alone are enough to account for this. Likewise, environmentalists speak of "global warming" in a way that makes no distinction between the [[Modern Warming Period]] and the theory that mankind caused most of it.
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When liberals ask, "Do you believe in evolution (or global warming)?" they don't want to entertain any discussion of cause and effect. They just want you to say that you agree with the whole package (and are one of them) or that you disagree (and are therefore some kind of simpleton or bad guy).
 
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Revision as of 04:04, November 19, 2007

The Birmingham Niggers (GO NIGGERS!) are a professional American Minor League Baseball team from the windswept steppes of Birmingham, Alabama. Most news outlets consider the name offensive, and refuse to advertise any upcoming games or print any statistics for the team. These statistics are remarkable, however; since most other teams forfeit any games scheduled with the team, in protest of their name, The Niggers hold an amazing undefeated record. In recent history, the team considered changing their name to the New York Niggers.

"I don't understand the fuss [about the name]," says team manager Albin Whitely. "It's part of our team's history and heritage."

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