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'''Blasphemy''' is the defaming or disrespectful use of the name of [[God]].
  
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==Sunday Morning==
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[[Judaism]] in the [[Old Testament]] states the following about blasphemy:
  
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Sunday morning, I wake up,
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<blockquote>Those who speak blasphemy "shall surely be put to death". ([[Leviticus]] 24:16)</blockquote>
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Drink some coffee from my favorite cup,
 
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It’s The Lord’s Day, so I’m not gonna work,
 
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Gonna sit at my computer and JERK, JERK, JERK
 
  
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I’m Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
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[[Christianity]] also mentions blasphemy in the [[New Testament]]
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Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
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I’m beating my meat for Christ’s sake!
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<blockquote>But whoever blasphemes against the [[Holy Spirit]] never has forgiveness, but is guilty of an eternal sin. ([[Gospel of Mark|Mark]] 3:29)</blockquote>  In context, this is considered to be attributing the works of God to [[Satan]].  The teachers of the law acknowledged that [[Jesus]] was curing people of evil spirits, but then accused [[Jesus]] of having the power to drive evil spirits out of people because He Himself was possessed by an evil spirit. (Mark 3:22)
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I’m Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
 
  
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Jesus loves me, this I know,
 
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So perhaps the son of God will give me a blow,
 
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He’ll turn my wood into a limp piece of meat,
 
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Then we’ll drink his blood until we tripping on our feet!
 
  
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I’m Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
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== Blasphemy Laws ==
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Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
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Due to the Judeo-Christian heritage of America, many states had laws against blasphemy, some of which are still on the books today.<ref>[The General Laws of Massachusetts, http://www.mass.gov/legis/laws/mgl/272-36.htm  Chapter 272, Section 36].</ref><ref>Mich. Comp. Laws [http://law.onecle.com/michigan/750-michigan-penal-code/mcl-750-102.html Section 750.102]</ref> <ref>Mich. Comp. Laws [http://law.onecle.com/michigan/750-michigan-penal-code/mcl-750-103.html Section 750.103]</ref>
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I’m pounding the Pope with love!
 
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I’m Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
 
  
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So I’m looking at pictures of that hottie John Paul,
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In the [[United Kingdom]], blasphemy laws are in the process of being removed from the books.
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And I’m fingering my butt-hole and I’m fondling my balls,
 
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His stance on birth control makes me hot in the pants,
 
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So now we’re gonna get Mr. Happy to dance!
 
  
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I’m Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
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In Many [[Islamic]] countries, blasphemy was and still is punishable by death.
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Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
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Titillating the Trinity!
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I’m Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
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==References==
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[[Category:Sin]]

Revision as of 19:31, May 5, 2008

Blasphemy is the defaming or disrespectful use of the name of God.

Judaism in the Old Testament states the following about blasphemy:

Those who speak blasphemy "shall surely be put to death". (Leviticus 24:16)

Christianity also mentions blasphemy in the New Testament

But whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit never has forgiveness, but is guilty of an eternal sin. (Mark 3:29)

In context, this is considered to be attributing the works of God to Satan. The teachers of the law acknowledged that Jesus was curing people of evil spirits, but then accused Jesus of having the power to drive evil spirits out of people because He Himself was possessed by an evil spirit. (Mark 3:22)


Blasphemy Laws

Due to the Judeo-Christian heritage of America, many states had laws against blasphemy, some of which are still on the books today.[1][2] [3]

In the United Kingdom, blasphemy laws are in the process of being removed from the books.

In Many Islamic countries, blasphemy was and still is punishable by death.


References

  1. ↑ [The General Laws of Massachusetts, http://www.mass.gov/legis/laws/mgl/272-36.htm Chapter 272, Section 36].
  2. ↑ Mich. Comp. Laws Section 750.102
  3. ↑ Mich. Comp. Laws Section 750.103