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| + | '''Greenock''' is a town and former burgh at the mouth of the [[River Clyde]] in [[Inverclyde]], [[Scotland]]. The name derives from the [[Gaelic]] ''grian-aig'' ("sunny bay"). |
| − | The [[User:Aschlafly|Assfly]] is a breed of fly that is thought to have [[Evolution|devolved]] from [[Human|Homo sapiens]] sometime in the early 1960s, roughly one thousand nine hundred and sixty years after [[Jesus|this guy]] was imagined as the result of an ice-cream [[John_McCain|headache]].
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| − | Assflies are renowned for their disturbing habit of excreting large amounts of [[User_talk:Aschlafly|faecal matter]]. After defecation, the Assfly will generally roll around in this matter in order to spread it as far as possible. [[Humanity|Select groups]] are conflicted over this practice, torn between amusement and bewilderment that any animal would openly display such foolish behavior, instead of using more [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Paper&oldid=552163 practical methods] of dealing with the faeces.
| + | Famous sons of Greenock include engineer [[James Watt]] - the James Watt Memorial College is located on the site of his birth - and pirate William "Captain" Kidd. |
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| − | Many strange traits are associated with Assflies, which serve to highlight the social and political ineptitude of the insect. Examples of these traits include:
| + | Greenock is twinned with Veulettes in [[France]]. |
| − | * Beliefs in non-existent super beings.
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| − | * Being born of a politically backward matriarch.
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| − | * Homosexual siblings.
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| − | * Unwillingness to accept facts conflicting with its own beliefs, no matter how much proof is offered (known as "[[La_la_la,_I_Can't_Hear_You|La la la, I can't hear you!]]" disorder).
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| − | * Alerting the FBI that crimes are being committed, when they in fact are not.
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| − | * [[Deceit|Deceitfully]] attempting to hide all evidence that the above behavior exists.
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| − | Assfly infestation is very serious, and can lead to [[John_McCain|mental problems]] in those who are in contact with the insect. It is strongly advised to keep children as far away as possible.
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Latest revision as of 04:40, November 26, 2008
Greenock is a town and former burgh at the mouth of the River Clyde in Inverclyde, Scotland. The name derives from the Gaelic grian-aig ("sunny bay").
Famous sons of Greenock include engineer James Watt - the James Watt Memorial College is located on the site of his birth - and pirate William "Captain" Kidd.
Greenock is twinned with Veulettes in France.
