Difference between revisions of "Essay:Born Outside the U.S.A.!"
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I can't even pronounce "Pakistan" | I can't even pronounce "Pakistan" | ||
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<br>But that ain't no problem, man | <br>But that ain't no problem, man | ||
<br>Because every liberal is my fan | <br>Because every liberal is my fan | ||
Revision as of 22:32, February 3, 2009
In loving tribute to our great hero, our mythical god, our savior who will lead us out of our ignorance:
Born nowhere near the U.S.A.
I didn't even know how many states there are
I couldn't even recite my oath of office
Don't you think that's just so bizarre
[CHORUS:]
Born outside the U.S.A.
Became president any ... way!
Born outside the U.S.A.
Became president any ... way!
I can't even pronounce "Pakistan"
And I also mispronounce "Taliban"
But that ain't no problem, man
Because every liberal is my fan
[CHORUS]
I've come a long gone in the U.S.A.
Despite being born outside the U.S.A.
Now I'm gonna give my friends their pay
Because I became president any ... way!
I'm not really black,
But that's okay Jack.
Affirmative action's
Got my back!
[CHORUS]
If you're a queer,
Then it's time to cheer!
Jesus would surely
Shed a tear.
(please add and improve)