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Well, since you asked so kindly, I most certainly will give improvement a shot!
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In loving tribute to our great hero, our mythical god, our savior who will lead us out of our ignorance: 
  
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I hate the U.S.A.
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Born nowhere near the U.S.A.
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<br>I also hate the blacks and gays
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<br>Don't even know how many states there are
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<br>Their welfare I won't pay
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<br>Can't even recite my oath of office
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<br>Kids can starve anyway
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<br>Don't you think that's just so bizarre!
  
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My fellow man? Screw that
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[CHORUS:]
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<br>They're nothing more than dirty rats
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<br>Born outside the U.S.A.
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<br>Minorities living off my pay
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<br>Became president any ... way!
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<br>That Momma Schlafly gave me yesterday
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<br>Born outside the U.S.A.
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<br>Became president any ... way!
  
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<br>Trust fund brat, no remorse
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I can't even pronounce "Pakistan"
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<br>Onto you, my religion I'll force
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<br>And I also mispronounce the "Taliban"
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<br>Sexism and bigotry
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<br>But that ain't no problem, man
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<br>It's no small part of me
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<br>Because every liberal is my fan
  
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<br>Barack Obama, I envy
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[CHORUS]
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<br>He achieved much more than me
 
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<br>My one brain cell ran away
 
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<br>I'm Andy Schlafly and I am gay!
 
  
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<br><br>As I'm certain you'll criticize this song (after blocking me of course) as childish and sophomoric, you might want to take a look at the original. I am merely trading commodities of equal value.
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My Cabinet picks are the most corrupt
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<br>and next the nation we shall bankrupt
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<br>The liberal newspapers they applaud
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<br>as working Americans we all defraud
  
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I hope you enjoyed my work good sirs. Now proceed with the blocking!
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[CHORUS]
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I'm not really black,
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<br />But that's okay Jack.
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<br />Affirmative action's
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<br />Got my back!
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[CHORUS]
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If you're a queer,
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<br />Then it's time to cheer!
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<br />Jesus would surely
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<br />Shed a tear.
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I've come a long way in the U.S.A.
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<br>Despite being born outside the U.S.A.
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<br>Now I'm gonna give my friends their pay
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<br>Because I became president any ... way!
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Revision as of 00:16, February 4, 2009

In loving tribute to our great hero, our mythical god, our savior who will lead us out of our ignorance:

Born nowhere near the U.S.A.
Don't even know how many states there are
Can't even recite my oath of office
Don't you think that's just so bizarre!

[CHORUS:]
Born outside the U.S.A.
Became president any ... way!
Born outside the U.S.A.
Became president any ... way!

I can't even pronounce "Pakistan"
And I also mispronounce the "Taliban"
But that ain't no problem, man
Because every liberal is my fan

[CHORUS]

My Cabinet picks are the most corrupt
and next the nation we shall bankrupt
The liberal newspapers they applaud
as working Americans we all defraud

[CHORUS]

I'm not really black,
But that's okay Jack.
Affirmative action's
Got my back!

[CHORUS]

If you're a queer,
Then it's time to cheer!
Jesus would surely
Shed a tear.

I've come a long way in the U.S.A.
Despite being born outside the U.S.A.
Now I'm gonna give my friends their pay
Because I became president any ... way!

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