Difference between revisions of "Essay:Born Outside the U.S.A.!"
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In loving tribute to our great hero, our mythical god, our savior who will lead us out of our ignorance: | In loving tribute to our great hero, our mythical god, our savior who will lead us out of our ignorance: | ||
| − | Born nowhere near the U.S.A. | + | Born nowhere near the [[U.S.A.]] |
| − | <br>Don't even know how many states there are | + | <br>Don't even know how many [[states]] there are |
| − | <br>Can't even recite my oath of office | + | <br>Can't even recite my [[oath]] of office |
<br>Don't you think that's just so bizarre! | <br>Don't you think that's just so bizarre! | ||
[CHORUS:] | [CHORUS:] | ||
<br>Born outside the U.S.A. | <br>Born outside the U.S.A. | ||
| − | <br>Became president any ... way! | + | <br>Became [[president]] any ... way! |
<br>Born outside the U.S.A. | <br>Born outside the U.S.A. | ||
<br>Became president any ... way! | <br>Became president any ... way! | ||
| − | I can't even pronounce "Pakistan" | + | I can't even pronounce "[[Pakistan]]" |
| − | <br>And I also mispronounce the "Taliban" | + | <br>And I also mispronounce the "[[Taliban]]" |
<br>But that ain't no problem, man | <br>But that ain't no problem, man | ||
| − | <br>Because every liberal is my fan | + | <br>Because every [[liberal]] is my fan |
[CHORUS] | [CHORUS] | ||
My Cabinet picks are the most corrupt | My Cabinet picks are the most corrupt | ||
| − | <br>and next the nation we shall bankrupt | + | <br>and next the [[nation]] we shall bankrupt |
| − | <br>The liberal newspapers they applaud | + | <br>The liberal [[newspapers]] they applaud |
<br>as working Americans we all defraud | <br>as working Americans we all defraud | ||
[CHORUS] | [CHORUS] | ||
| − | I'm not really black, | + | I'm not really [[black]], |
<br />But that's okay Jack. | <br />But that's okay Jack. | ||
| − | <br />Affirmative action's | + | <br />[[Affirmative action]]'s |
<br />Got my back! | <br />Got my back! | ||
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If you're a queer, | If you're a queer, | ||
<br />Then it's time to cheer! | <br />Then it's time to cheer! | ||
| − | <br />Jesus would surely | + | <br />[[Jesus]] would surely |
<br />Shed a tear. | <br />Shed a tear. | ||
Revision as of 01:33, February 5, 2009
In loving tribute to our great hero, our mythical god, our savior who will lead us out of our ignorance:
Born nowhere near the U.S.A.
Don't even know how many states there are
Can't even recite my oath of office
Don't you think that's just so bizarre!
[CHORUS:]
Born outside the U.S.A.
Became president any ... way!
Born outside the U.S.A.
Became president any ... way!
I can't even pronounce "Pakistan"
And I also mispronounce the "Taliban"
But that ain't no problem, man
Because every liberal is my fan
[CHORUS]
My Cabinet picks are the most corrupt
and next the nation we shall bankrupt
The liberal newspapers they applaud
as working Americans we all defraud
[CHORUS]
I'm not really black,
But that's okay Jack.
Affirmative action's
Got my back!
[CHORUS]
If you're a queer,
Then it's time to cheer!
Jesus would surely
Shed a tear.
I've come a long way in the U.S.A.
Despite being born outside the U.S.A.
Now I'm gonna give my friends their pay
Because I became president any ... way!
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