Difference between revisions of "Essay:Born Outside the U.S.A.!"
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Revision as of 21:36, March 31, 2009
In loving tribute to our great hero, our mythical god, our savior who will lead us out of our ignorance:
Born nowhere near the U.S.A.
Don't even know how many states there are
Can't even recite my oath of office
Ain't that just so bizarre?!
[CHORUS:]
Born outside the U.S.A.
Became president any-way!
Born outside the U.S.A.
Became president any-way!
I can't even pronounce "Pakistan"
And I also mispronounce the "Taliban"
But that ain't no problem, man
Because every liberal is my fan
[CHORUS]
My Cabinet picks are the most corrupt
and next the nation we shall bankrupt
The liberal newspapers they applaud
as working Americans we all defraud
[CHORUS]
I'm not really black,
But that's okay Jack.
Affirmative action's
Got my back!
[CHORUS]
If you're a queer,
Then it's time to cheer!
Jesus would surely
Shed a tear.
I've come a long way in the U.S.A.
Despite being born outside the U.S.A.
Now I'm gonna give my friends their pay
Because I became president any-way!
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