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In loving tribute to our great hero, our mythical god, our savior who will lead us out of our ignorance:   
 
In loving tribute to our great hero, our mythical god, our savior who will lead us out of our ignorance:   
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I hate the U.S.A.
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I also hate the blacks and gays
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Their welfare I won't pay
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Kids can starve anyway
  
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Born nowhere near the [[U.S.A.]]
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My fellow man? Screw that
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<br>Don't even know how many [[states]] there are
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They're nothing more than dirty rats
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<br>Can't even recite my [[oath]] of office
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Minorities living off my pay
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<br>Ain't that just so bizarre?!
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That Momma Schlafly gave me yesterday
  
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[CHORUS:]
 
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<br>Born outside the U.S.A.
 
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<br>Became [[president]] any-way!
 
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<br>Born outside the U.S.A.
 
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<br>Became president any-way!
 
  
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I can't even pronounce "[[Pakistan]]"
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Trust fund brat, no remorse
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<br>And I also mispronounce the "[[Taliban]]"
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Onto you, my religion I'll force
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<br>But that ain't no problem, man
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Sexism and bigotry
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<br>Because every [[liberal]] is my fan
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It's no small part of me
  
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[CHORUS]
 
  
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My Cabinet picks are the most corrupt
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Barack Obama, I envy
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<br>and next the [[nation]] we shall bankrupt
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He achieved much more than me
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<br>The liberal [[newspapers]] they applaud
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My one brain cell ran away
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<br>as working Americans we all defraud
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I'm Andy Schlafly and I am gay!  
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[CHORUS]
 
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I'm not really [[black]],
 
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<br />But that's okay Jack.
 
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<br />[[Affirmative action]]'s
 
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<br />Got my back!
 
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[CHORUS]
 
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If you're a queer,
 
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<br />Then it's time to cheer!
 
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<br />[[Jesus]] would surely
 
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<br />Shed a tear.
 
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I've come a long way in the U.S.A.
 
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<br>Despite being born outside the U.S.A.
 
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<br>Now I'm gonna give my friends their pay
 
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<br>Because I became president any-way!
 
  
 
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Revision as of 11:36, May 22, 2009

In loving tribute to our great hero, our mythical god, our savior who will lead us out of our ignorance: I hate the U.S.A. I also hate the blacks and gays Their welfare I won't pay Kids can starve anyway

My fellow man? Screw that They're nothing more than dirty rats Minorities living off my pay That Momma Schlafly gave me yesterday


Trust fund brat, no remorse Onto you, my religion I'll force Sexism and bigotry It's no small part of me


Barack Obama, I envy He achieved much more than me My one brain cell ran away I'm Andy Schlafly and I am gay!

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