Block
1,976
edits
Changes
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
Line 1:
Line 1: − + − '''Stephen Colbert''' is the second Messiah, the lord savior of our world. He is the original creator of the world, who breathed life to dust on earth to create man. Stephen Colbert has three parts of personality, The Hair, The Eyebrow, and The Wagging Finger, which are often reffered to as the Colbertian Trinity.[referrence from THE BIBLE]+ − Stephen Colbert, or as people may know him by his other name, Yahweh or El Shaddawsome, has come to earth again to save humans from suffering by shining his truthiness upon us. His Glory cannot be questioned and His Word is a pretty funny segment. − Although Stephen Colbert is a vengeful god, he is also merciful. Pray unto him, ask him for forgiveness, and you shall recieve eternal salvation and his holiest bump. Such is the power of Stephen, praise be unto him. + − + − This show is the second Holy Bible, a show where God's word is recorded and remembered. It is a Holy Show − ==Colbert Nation==+ − A loyal follower wrote the following poem for colbert:+ − "Dear citizens of Colbert − Greet the brand new day − Remind yourself of our charter − That you’ve sworn to always obey − Part one describes our leader+ − Who has no need to campaign − For we are a faithful nation − As long as he entertains. − On day one of this great nation − He spoke with great wisdom − He defined the meaning of truthiness − And thus began his kingdom − Part two describes our beliefs+ − To which I’m sure you are aware − Bush was our greatest president − And O’Reilly is papa bear − There are many great things about our nation − The list goes on and on − But every Colbert citizen − Is most thankful for wrist strong. − And then we have our mighty laws+ − That we follow with great pride − Like when a person is On Notice − − − So dear citizens of Colbert − Continue on your ways − But don’t forget rule number one − Tune in 11:30 on weekdays" − − © 2009 Leora Kurtzer +
no edit summary
[[Image:Stephencolbert2.jpg|thumb]]
[[Image:Stephencolbert2.jpg|thumb]]
[[Image:Stephencolbert2.jpg|thumb]]
'''Stephen Colbert''' is a writer, comedian and actor. Colbert is a [[Catholic]], a Sunday school teacher<ref>http://www.tvsquad.com/2006/07/13/ask-tv-squad-stephen-colbert-teaches-sundayschool/</ref>, and a self-proclaimed [[Democrat]], however one of his political heroes is [[Richard Nixon]]<ref>http://www.rollingstone.com/news/coverstory/jon_stewart_stephen_colbert_americas_anchors/page/4 Rolling Stone Interview, Oct 31, 2006</ref>, as he claims he was the last 'liberal president'.
Colbert began his career at Comedy Central in the year 2000 with the show [[Strangers with Candy]], he later left to become a correspondent on [[The Daily Show|The Daily Show with Jon Stewart]], where he began to build what would later be the character he would play on [[Colbert Report|The Colbert Report]]. He was well-regarded on the show, occasionally guest-hosting when Stewart had to be elsewhere.
For his work on The Daily Show, he won three [[Emmy Awards]] and two [[Peabody Awards]] along with the other writers.<ref>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0170306/awards IMDB List of Stephen Colbert Awards </ref> <ref>http://128.192.29.189/news/pressrelease.asp?ID=151 List of 2007 Peabody Award Winners</ref>
==The Colbert Report==
==The Colbert Report==
The only worthy TV program on earth, as all else is heresy. It is the only show that spreads the words of God Stephen Colbert, all glory unto him. Watching anythine else is like urinating on I Am America (And So Can You!) trom the top of a golden calf while coveting thy neighbor's ass. You will surely be condemned to an eternity of liberal pundits and socialist kenyans.
''Main article: [[Colbert Report|The Colbert Report]]''
In 2005, Colbert left "The Daily Show" to become the host of a spinoff, "The Colbert Report".
In the show, Colbert plays a satirical right-wing political talk show host, largely based on [[Bill O'Reilly]], who has a friendly rivalry with the show.
"The Colbert Report" has a very loyal following which the Colbert character often uses for his various pranks, for example, in every public vote for naming something, Colbert urges his fans to vote for him.
In his recurring segment "The Word," a parody of O'Reilly's "Talking Points," Colbert coined the word "truthiness" to refer to the quality possessed by statements which, though factually false, are repeated by supporters who feel in their hearts that they ''ought'' to be true, and regard it as quibbling to object to their falsehood.
Colbert has poked fun at [[Wikipedia]] and its apparent democratization of truth. He has coined the word "Wikiality" (as opposed to "reality,") and caused trouble for Wikipedia by suggesting that his listeners alter articles. In August of 2006, he encouraged users to state that the population of African [[elephants]] had tripled in the last decade. Colbert's point was that if enough people believe something, it becomes "the truth." Wikipedia responded by reverting and locking down the pages to prevent further vandalism.
He is hated nation wide
Recently, Colbert had viewers write-in his name into a public vote done by [[NASA]] to name a new room addition to the [[International Space Station]]. Colbert's cult like followers won the contest for him with an astonishing 230,539 total votes, 40,000 more than NASA's choice of Serenity.
== See also ==
== See also ==