Difference between revisions of "Talk:Carriage return"

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(Uncle Ed follows Hillary's example and conducts an imaginary dialogue)
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*You mean a word processer without a computer chip?
 
*You mean a word processer without a computer chip?
  
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Er, <s>exactly</s> something like that. Now where was I?
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Er, <s>exactly</s> something like that. Now where was I? When you were typing, and the words reached the end of the line, you had to advance the [[platen]]
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*The what?
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(Wipes forehead feverishly) . . .

Revision as of 20:39, March 30, 2007

What is a carriage, and why do I have to return it?

This question may perplex today's generation of computer-literate youth, just as the term horseless carriage may mystify some. How can you have a horse-drawn carriage with the horse pulling it?

  • Oh, you mean a car!
    No, an Automobile. It moves by itself, with nothing pulling it.
  • Dude, it's still a car (grin).

Well, it has to do with typewriters.

  • You mean a word processer without a computer chip?

Er, exactly something like that. Now where was I? When you were typing, and the words reached the end of the line, you had to advance the platen

  • The what?

(Wipes forehead feverishly) . . .