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Environmentalism is a political movement that is anti-[[conservative]] in nature. Many environmentalists are hostile to the [[Bible]], [[free enterprise]], and limited government.
Environmentalism is a political movement that is anti-[[conservative]] in nature. Many environmentalists are hostile to the [[Bible]], [[free enterprise]], and limited government.
Environmentalism is a socio-economic stance taken by the leftist hippies that puts the needs of the natural world before the needs and requirements of homo sapiens. All environmentalists believe that man is destroying the world and that the defunct theory of anthropogenic climate change is true.
Most environmentalists do not understand the concept of money and are generally atheist activists. They do not understand that spending vast amounts of tax-payer's funds on "environmental problems" is a waste of resources.
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he statement by Frederick Haschunbadger the secretary of the UK environmentalist activist group, the Group Against Sea-life Harm (GASH), "I'd rather kill a person, than kill a tree" summarises the primary goals of most environmentalists across the globe.
'''Climate Change'''
All environmentalists believe in 'climate change'. Many follow the theories of the crank scientist Charles David Keeling, who made up what is known as the 'Keeling Curve' (below).
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Image:Example.jpg|The made up Keeling Curve that apparently shows how atmospheric carbon dioxide concentrations have been increasing since the 1950's. However this is obviously ludicrous.
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Noteworthy environmentalists include:
Barack Obama (Our dumb liberal president)
Frederick Haschunbadger (British liberal activist leader)
David Attenborough (British TV liar and activist and arch-environmentalist warlock)
Adolf Hitler (environmentalism was the primary reasoning behind the Final Solution, in which he stated "Ich bin einer Umweltschützer, weil unsere Zugmaschinen kaputt sind." Which means I am an environmentalist, because the machine of man is broken.)
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