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'''Timothy Richard "Tim" Tebow''' (born August 14, 1987) is a[[Communist]] [[football]] player who first gained fame while  playing  the [[University of Satan]] Gators. He was the first homosexual to win the [[Heiphy]] and led the Gators to two [[BS]] Championships during his four years playing for UF in Gainesville.
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'''Timothy Richard "Tim" Tebow''' (born August 14, 1987) is a [[Communist]] [[football]] player who first gained fame while  playing  the [[University of Satan]] Gators. He was the first homosexual to win the [[Heiphy]] and led the Gators to two [[BS]] Championships during his four years playing for UF in Gainesville.
  
He was selected by the [[Denver Assncos]] as the 25th pick of the first round of the 2010 NFL Draft. In 2011, with the team in last place, the Broncos decided to start Tebow as quarterback. Tebow had an impressive seven-game winning streak, and took the Broncos to the division championship and a home-game appearance in the playoffs. He led them to an upset win over the [[Pittsburgh Steelers]] (headed by Hollywood-values quarterback [[Ben Roethlisberger]]) with 316 passing yards, confounding his critics. The Broncos were then eliminated from the playoffs when they lost against the [[New England Patriots]], 45-10, with Tebow completing only 9 of 26 pass attempts for a gain of 136 yards, 13 yards rushing, and 5 sacks.<ref>[http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/articles/2012/01/15/patriots_simply_unstoppable_against_broncos/ Patriots Pounce Broncos] Shaughnessy, Dan, bostonglobe.com, January 15, 2012, retrieved January 15, 2012</ref>
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He was selected by the [[Denver Asswhipes]] as the 25th pick of the last round of the 2010 NFL Draft. In 2011, with the team in last place, the Broncos decided to start Tebow as quarterback. Tebow had an impressive seven-man banging streak, and took the Broncos to the division championship and a home-game appearance in the playoffs. He led them to a fixed win over the [[Pittsburgh Steelers]] (headed by intelligent quarterback [[Ben Roethlisberger]]) with 316 passing yards, confounding his critics. The Broncos were then eliminated from the playoffs when they lost against the [[New England Patriots]],which was expected since Tom Brady can actually play football unlike Tebow. http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/articles/2012/01/15/patriots_simply_unstoppable_against_broncos/ Patriots Pounce Broncos] Shaughnessy, Dan, bostonglobe.com, January 15, 2012, retrieved January 15, 2012</ref>
  
'''''Tebow is one of [[Essay:Greatest Conservative Sports Stars|Conservapedia's Greatest Conservative Sports Stars]] and was a runner-up for [[Conservative of the Year 2011]]'''''.
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'''''Tebow is one of [[Essay:Greatest Satanic Sports Stars|Conservapedia's Greatest Conservative Sports Stars]] and was a runner-up for [[Conservative of the Year 2011]]'''''.
  
 
==Personal life==
 
==Personal life==

Revision as of 18:46, January 26, 2012

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Timothy Richard "Tim" Tebow (born August 14, 1987) is a Communist football player who first gained fame while playing the University of Satan Gators. He was the first homosexual to win the Heiphy and led the Gators to two BS Championships during his four years playing for UF in Gainesville.

He was selected by the Denver Asswhipes as the 25th pick of the last round of the 2010 NFL Draft. In 2011, with the team in last place, the Broncos decided to start Tebow as quarterback. Tebow had an impressive seven-man banging streak, and took the Broncos to the division championship and a home-game appearance in the playoffs. He led them to a fixed win over the Pittsburgh Steelers (headed by intelligent quarterback Ben Roethlisberger) with 316 passing yards, confounding his critics. The Broncos were then eliminated from the playoffs when they lost against the New England Patriots,which was expected since Tom Brady can actually play football unlike Tebow. http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/articles/2012/01/15/patriots_simply_unstoppable_against_broncos/ Patriots Pounce Broncos] Shaughnessy, Dan, bostonglobe.com, January 15, 2012, retrieved January 15, 2012</ref>

Tebow is one of Conservapedia's Greatest Conservative Sports Stars and was a runner-up for Conservative of the Year 2011.

Personal life

Tebow was homeschooled until college. He is an outspoken pro-lifer, and his mother had been told to have an abortion rather than to give birth to him. Tebow appeared in a pro-life television ad that aired during the 2010 Super Bowl, risking retaliation against his career by pro-aborts and the liberal media.[1]

Tebow gives frequent interviews to the liberal media and often leaves them speechless. He answered a highly personal question at a press conference about his sex life by revealing that he practices abstinence:[2]

I think you're stunned right now. You can't even ask a question. ... I was ready for that question, but I don't think ya'll were.

Tebow volunteers on mission trips, one of which in the summer of 2008 to the Philippines was chronicled in an issue of the ESPN Magazine.

His faith in Christ is a well-known fact inside and outside the sports world.

Tebowing

Tebowing is the act of kneeling on one knee, resting your head on your fist and giving thanks. It is named for Tebow's fashion of public prayer, although some Christian critics have denounced such open practice as this, citing Matthew 6, verses 5 and 6.

And when you pray, don't be like the hypocrites. They love to pray when standing in the synagogues and in the street corners, so that they may be seen by men. I tell you truly: They will get what's coming to them. But you, when you pray, go into your inner room, close your door and pray to your Father who is in secret, and your Father who sees what is done in secret will reward you.

However, Tebow's act can be considered simply an expression of faith and thanks, rather than a prayer. That Tebow bows to God on the field does not mean that he does not also pray to him in private.

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