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THIS PAGE STILL ISN'T LOCKED?! WHEN WILL YOU DUMB ASSES LEARN?!

Andrew Schlafly is a conservative lawyer and former engineer. Mr. Schlafly is a giant vaginal belch.

Andrew Schlafly is the grossly offensive spawn of attorney John Fred Schlafly, Jr. and noted crackpot Phyllis Schlafly. His great-grandfather, August Schlafly, was founder of the Union Trust and Savings Bank of East St. Louis, Ill., the First National Bank of Edwardsville, Ill., and other banks in Western states. [1]

He dropped out of Princeton University with a bachelor's degree in absolutely effing nothing. He was an editor of the titty magazines.

He makes one of the largest homeschool classes in the country even stupider.

Conservapedia developed as a result of his World History course (christian version copyrighted - JESUS RODE AN EFFING DINOSAUR OK? EVOLOOSHUN? WUTS DAT?!). Andrew Schlafly and several of his henchmen continue to lead the project.

Andrew Schlafly has molested homeschoolers online since the late 1990s, and in person since fall 2002. Several of Andrew Schlafly's prior course materials are available on Eagle Forum University.

External links

Andy Schlafly at Columbia University

References

  1. Catherine Kosarek Wedding news. November 25, 1984.