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The [[User:Aschlafly|Assfly]] is a breed of fly that is thought to have [[Evolution|devolved]] from [[Human|Homo sapiens]] sometime in the early 1960s, roughly one thousand nine hundred and sixty years after [[Jesus|this guy]] was imagined as the result of an ice-cream [[John_McCain|headache]].
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Assflies are renowned for their disturbing habit of excreting large amounts of [[User_talk:Aschlafly|faecal matter]]. After defecation, the Assfly will generally roll around in this matter in order to spread it as far as possible. [[Humanity|Select groups]] are conflicted over this practice, torn between amusement and bewilderment that any animal would openly display such foolish behavior, instead of using more [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Paper&oldid=552163 practical methods] of dealing with the faeces.
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'''Megadeth''' is an American [[thrash metal]]/[[heavy metal]] band formed in 1983 by former [[Metallica]] guitarist [[Dave Mustaine]].<ref>[http://wm10.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&searchlink=MEGADETH&sql=11:jifixqe5ldfe~T1 Biography as All Music Guide]</ref> They are credited, along with [[Metallica]], [[Anthrax (band)|Anthrax]] and [[Slayer]], with pioneering the thrash metal movement of the early to mid 80s. They are known for their technically complex guitar work and musicianship throughout their career.
  
Many strange traits are associated with Assflies, which serve to highlight the social and political ineptitude of the insect. Examples of these traits include:
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Megadeth has had many guitarists, drummers and bassists throughout their career, with only Mustaine sticking through the whole time. David Ellefson, the last original member remaining in the band except for Mustaine got fired in the band in 2021 for allegations of sexual misconduct.
* Beliefs in non-existent super beings.
 
* Being born of a politically backward matriarch.
 
* Homosexual siblings.
 
* Unwillingness to accept facts conflicting with its own beliefs, no matter how much proof is offered (known as "[[La_la_la,_I_Can't_Hear_You|La la la, I can't hear you!]]" disorder).
 
* Alerting the FBI that crimes are being committed, when they in fact are not.
 
* [[Deceit|Deceitfully]] attempting to hide all evidence that the above behavior exists.
 
  
Assfly infestation is very serious, and can lead to [[John_McCain|mental problems]] in those who are in contact with the insect. It is strongly advised to keep children as far away as possible.
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Megadeth has sold over 38 million copies worldwide.<ref>https://radio.foxnews.com/2016/12/19/megadeths-dave-mustaine-id-like-to-win-a-grammy-for-dystopia/</ref>
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==Current lineup==
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*Dave Mustaine (guitars and vocals)
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*Kiko Louriero (guitars)
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*Dirk Verbeuren (drums)
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*James LoMenzo (bass)
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==Discography==
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*''Killing Is My Business... And Business Is Good!'' (1985)
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*''Peace Sells... But Who's Buying?'' (1986)
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*''So Far, So Good... So What!'' (1988)
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*''Rust In Peace'' (1990)
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*''Countdown to Extinction'' (1992)
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*''Youthanasia'' (1994)
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*''Cryptic Writings'' (1997)
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*''Risk'' (1999)
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*''The World Needs a Hero'' (2001)
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*''The System Has Failed'' (2004)
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*''United Abominations'' (2007)
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*''Endgame'' (2009)
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*''Thirteen'' (2011)
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*''Super Collider'' (2013)
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*''Dystopia'' (2016)
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*''The Sick, the Dying... and the Dead!'' (2022) (Upcoming)
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==References==
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==External links==
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*[http://www.megadeth.com/ Official Megadeth Website]
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[[Category:Heavy Metal Bands]]

Latest revision as of 21:09, August 25, 2022


Megadeth is an American thrash metal/heavy metal band formed in 1983 by former Metallica guitarist Dave Mustaine.[1] They are credited, along with Metallica, Anthrax and Slayer, with pioneering the thrash metal movement of the early to mid 80s. They are known for their technically complex guitar work and musicianship throughout their career.

Megadeth


Country United States
Style Thrash Metal
heavy metal
speed metal
Year 1983

Megadeth has had many guitarists, drummers and bassists throughout their career, with only Mustaine sticking through the whole time. David Ellefson, the last original member remaining in the band except for Mustaine got fired in the band in 2021 for allegations of sexual misconduct.

Megadeth has sold over 38 million copies worldwide.[2]

Current lineup

  • Dave Mustaine (guitars and vocals)
  • Kiko Louriero (guitars)
  • Dirk Verbeuren (drums)
  • James LoMenzo (bass)

Discography

  • Killing Is My Business... And Business Is Good! (1985)
  • Peace Sells... But Who's Buying? (1986)
  • So Far, So Good... So What! (1988)
  • Rust In Peace (1990)
  • Countdown to Extinction (1992)
  • Youthanasia (1994)
  • Cryptic Writings (1997)
  • Risk (1999)
  • The World Needs a Hero (2001)
  • The System Has Failed (2004)
  • United Abominations (2007)
  • Endgame (2009)
  • Thirteen (2011)
  • Super Collider (2013)
  • Dystopia (2016)
  • The Sick, the Dying... and the Dead! (2022) (Upcoming)

References

External links