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While Conservapedia is an encyclopedia which covers a wide variety of topics in a serious manner, humor is a natural part of life's enjoyments, and when it comes to different topics, the [[Bible]] is no exception. Feel free to add well–thought out, clever jokes below, adding to the top of the list so newest ones appear first. Please sign your username with <code><nowiki>~~~~</nowiki></code> as you would for a talk page.<br><br>
While Conservapedia is an encyclopedia which covers a wide variety of topics in a serious manner, humor is a natural part of life's enjoyments, and when it comes to different topics, the [[Bible]] is no exception. Feel free to add well–thought out, clever jokes below, adding to the top of the list so newest ones appear first. Please sign your username with <code><nowiki>~~~~</nowiki></code> as you would for a talk page.<br><br>
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One day, a man walks by a fortune-teller, who asks, "Would you like to know the future?" The man responds, "Sure, just buy me a one-way ticket to the Island of Patmos!"<br>—[[User:LT|<code><span style="background:#FF8181">'''LT'''</span></code>]] '''''[[User talk:LT|<sup>(Mark 8:36)</sup>]]''''' Wednesday, 23:37, January 3, 2023 (EST)
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One day, [[John the Apostle|John]] and [[James the Apostle|James]], the sons of Zebedee, came running to [[Jesus]], bursting with excitement. They told Him, "Teacher, let's play a round of amongus!" Jesus declined, responding, "I'll already know who the imposter is." —[[User:LT|<code><span style="background:#FF8181">'''LT'''</span></code>]] '''''[[User talk:LT|<sup>(Mark 8:36)</sup>]]''''' Sunday, 23:41, December 31, 2022 (EST)
One day, [[John the Apostle|John]] and [[James the Apostle|James]], the sons of Zebedee, came running to [[Jesus]], bursting with excitement. They told Him, "Teacher, let's play a round of amongus!" Jesus declined, responding, "I'll already know who the imposter is." —[[User:LT|<code><span style="background:#FF8181">'''LT'''</span></code>]] '''''[[User talk:LT|<sup>(Mark 8:36)</sup>]]''''' Sunday, 23:41, December 31, 2022 (EST)