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| − | As told in [[Genesis]] | + | As told in [[Genesis]], a '''rainbow''' is a promise from [[God]] to [[Noah]] (and all mankind) that he will never flood the [[Earth]] again.<ref>Genesis, chapters 5-9</ref> Although modern science has attempted to explain rainbows as reflection of light off of water in the air, they have never been able to explain why they appear AFTER a storm (when all the rain is on the ground) or why you can never find the end of the rainbow.<ref>[http://www.porterfieldsfineart.com/josephholodook/images/leprechaun72.jpg]</ref> The current theory only accounts for why you can sometimes see a rainbow in the summer when you are washing your dog using a hose with your thumb in the opening. |
==The Gays== | ==The Gays== | ||
Revision as of 00:42, March 13, 2007
As told in Genesis, a rainbow is a promise from God to Noah (and all mankind) that he will never flood the Earth again.[1] Although modern science has attempted to explain rainbows as reflection of light off of water in the air, they have never been able to explain why they appear AFTER a storm (when all the rain is on the ground) or why you can never find the end of the rainbow.[2] The current theory only accounts for why you can sometimes see a rainbow in the summer when you are washing your dog using a hose with your thumb in the opening.
The Gays
In recent years, homosexuals have usurped the rainbow for their own means, attempting turn a sign from God into a sign of the devil.[3] They have created a flag with the colors of the rainbow and often put it on their cars.
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