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Adultery is the sin of "knowing" or "laying with" someone other than your husband or wife. The Bible forbids adultery in the [[Ten Commandments]]. The punishment for adultery, according the Bible, should be death. Most, if not all, Christians don't follow this punishment because we don't have to follow the law any more - just believe in [[Jesus]].
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Adultery is the sin of "knowing" or "laying with" someone other than your husband or wife. The Bible forbids adultery in the [[Ten Commandments]]. The punishment for adultery, according the Bible, should be death. As the Bible also forbids [[killing]], this means that an act of adultery would result in a [[major paradox]] which could destroy our [[Galaxy]] if it weren't made of sparkly glitter glued to the ceiling a mile or so above the flat [[Earth]]. Fortunately, adultery never happens as [[sex]] does not exist.

Revision as of 16:12, March 13, 2007

Adultery is the sin of "knowing" or "laying with" someone other than your husband or wife. The Bible forbids adultery in the Ten Commandments. The punishment for adultery, according the Bible, should be death. As the Bible also forbids killing, this means that an act of adultery would result in a major paradox which could destroy our Galaxy if it weren't made of sparkly glitter glued to the ceiling a mile or so above the flat Earth. Fortunately, adultery never happens as sex does not exist.