A '''carrot''' is an orange long [[root]]-like [[vegetable]]; see [[root crops]]. Carrots are said to have been discovered by a [[Jew]], and thus are a sin to ingest. People known to have eaten carrots are now said to be burning in eternal hellfire.
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A '''carrot''' is an orange long [[root]]-like [[vegetable]]; see [[root crops]].
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Baby carrots are smaller and similar to the carrot. However, scientific evidence attempting to prove them the same had relied on faulty [[evolution]] propaganda. Baby carrots are, in fact, part of the hidden [[gay]] agenda.