Difference between revisions of "Essay:Neo-Cains"

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(Cain slew his brother after their parents (Adam and Eve) were expelled from the Garden.)
(No evidence that Cain was vegetarian. This is wishful thinking.)
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Liberal Neo-Cains believe:
 
Liberal Neo-Cains believe:
  
*It's okay to [[kill]], as long as it's "only human" life you take. (Liberals support [[abortion]]. Cain was a [[vegetarian]].)
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*It's okay to [[kill]], as long as it's "only human" life you take. (Liberals support [[abortion]].)
 
*It's okay to [[steal]]. (Liberals steal your money. Cain stole Abel's sacrifice.)
 
*It's okay to [[steal]]. (Liberals steal your money. Cain stole Abel's sacrifice.)
 
*It's okay to [[lie]], as long as you do it to hurt [[Republican]]s. (Cain lied to [[God]] about his brother. Liberals [[liberal deceit|deceive]] all the time.)
 
*It's okay to [[lie]], as long as you do it to hurt [[Republican]]s. (Cain lied to [[God]] about his brother. Liberals [[liberal deceit|deceive]] all the time.)
  
 
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Revision as of 14:36, September 9, 2008

If God-fearing conservatives are going to be called "Neo-Cons" by the liberal media, then it is only fair to respond this way: If liberals are not "Neo-Cons", they must be "Neo-Cains" --- sons and daughters of Cain, that first criminal.

Liberal Neo-Cains believe:

  • It's okay to kill, as long as it's "only human" life you take. (Liberals support abortion.)
  • It's okay to steal. (Liberals steal your money. Cain stole Abel's sacrifice.)
  • It's okay to lie, as long as you do it to hurt Republicans. (Cain lied to God about his brother. Liberals deceive all the time.)