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Please, try to keep discussion about ways to improve the article.  Thanks. [[User:HenryS|HenryS]] 20:04, 17 November 2008 (EST)
 
Please, try to keep discussion about ways to improve the article.  Thanks. [[User:HenryS|HenryS]] 20:04, 17 November 2008 (EST)
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== My granpappy woulda killed hisself wif his own gun... ==
 
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'''Act 14: Scene 112'''
 
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''(Obadiah is in his cups at the homely log table, talking and gesticulating. The others around him nod absently, as if they have heard all this many times before.)''
 
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'''Obadiah:''' I said it befo’, I said it years and years afore it happened, I said we would see it befo’ we be daid, and now we seen it, ain’t we? My granpappy would ‘ave killed hisself wif his own gun. Leastways, he would’ve taken his blunderbuss and shot at some buzzards ‘n’ dat apple tree dat never give us no apples, not even crab apples nor green.
 
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''(He is lost in reverie for a few moments)''
 
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I never was of a mind to call that Obama a no-count Muslim, and never held with callin’ him a Cawmmunist, no. I always held we shoulda call him what we call him what we call ‘em when dey is no goddam lily-livered liberal straight off of his mother’s teat like dat one over dere around ''(gestures with a wag of his head towards Myles who is sitting unobtrusively in a corner chair)''. Yeah, the ‘n’ word…
 
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''(sits downcast and silent for a space and then begins to sing softly)''
 
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“The night dey drove ‘ole Dixie down…” ''(chokes up with tears in his eyes and falls silent.)''
 
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''(He brightens up suddenly)''
 
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Still it coulda bin worse, could ‘ave bin. Supposing it was Chief Crazy Horse dat was runnin’ for de Dem-o-crats, and John Wayne was runnin’ for de Ree-pub-licans. Dan it would be like:
 
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''(stands up and begins to do an Indian war dance around the table as he whoops like a Indian on the war path):''
 
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WOOWOOOWWOOOO!..Ah is President Crazy Horse and ah has whupped the butt of yo’ John Wayne…WOOOWOOO WOOOWOOOOWOOOOWOOOW!! ''(Everyone belly laughs and slaps their sides, including Myles)'' Woooowoowooowowoowo ''(coff) (coff)'' woooowoooowoo….''(coff coff)'' wooo…
 
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''(he becomes giddy and sits heavily back down in his own seat)''
 
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Wooooooooo…''(trails off)'' Whew! Yep, datted be worse…De Injuns coulda won….Jed, you is hoggin’ dat jar of Tennessee. Gimme it. I bin doin’ all de yakkin’ and ah got a powerful thirst.
 
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''(He takes the jar and tilts it back. As he drinks the others continue to look glumly down at the table, lost in their own thoughts…)''
 
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'''Screenplay by''' [[User:MylesP|MylesP]] 20:01, 17 November 2008 (EST)
 

Revision as of 01:21, November 18, 2008

Platypus and China

I think your contributions to the platypus article are being deleted because they are unsourced. I think, in all fairness, if you can provide sources of the same calibre as those in the kangaroo article, further revertions of your edits should be considered unjustified. Check out the sources at kangaroo, I'm sure they'll prove usefull for substantiating your edits about the platypus.

As for China, I am unfortunately unaware of what disappeared in the merger. The lack of article content can't really be blamed on anyone. It takes time for content to be added. On the other hand if good content has been deleted that's another matter. As to Conservapedia being a joke. People will have to decide that for themselves. I hope my list of pages which I think represent the Conservative ethos of Conservapedia will show that not to be the case. Have a look.

WhatIsG0ing0n 08:06, 15 April 2007 (EDT)

As for the China article, I didn't really cut anything out, I just was merging. As for the size...well, I didn't really add anything, It isn't really an interest of mine.--Elamdri 08:15, 15 April 2007 (EDT)

Contributions

We expect users who make entries in article talk pages to also assist us in our project by making beneficial edits to actual articles. Your participation in this area is appreciated. Learn together 03:29, 1 November 2008 (EDT)

to: Myles

I read your Userpage. It made some good points, but I think you made a glaring error. The Wikipedia sourcing rules if I am not mistaken favor the "academic consensus" and likely the reports of major news outlets which I believe can be shown to have a liberal bent. Therefore, if Conservapedia grows and grows into the future which you seem to imply, it may not grow like you envision due to the sourcing rules. Also, the main page is likely to remain conservative in character (breaking news, etc.) and this will likely have an effect on the rest of the wiki. conservative 00:39, 17 November 2008 (EST)

Obama talkpage

Please, try to keep discussion about ways to improve the article. Thanks. HenryS 20:04, 17 November 2008 (EST)

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