== Assfly ==The [[User:Aschlafly|Assfly]] '''Greenock''' is a breed town and former burgh at the mouth of fly that is thought to have the [[Evolution|devolvedRiver Clyde]] from in [[Human|Homo sapiensInverclyde]] sometime in the early 1960s, roughly one thousand nine hundred and sixty years after [[Jesus|this guyScotland]] was imagined as . The name derives from the result of an ice-cream [[John_McCain|headacheGaelic]]''grian-aig'' ("sunny bay").
Assflies are renowned for their disturbing habit of excreting large amounts Famous sons of Greenock include engineer [[User_talk:Aschlafly|faecal matterJames Watt]]. After defecation, - the Assfly will generally roll around in this matter in order to spread it as far as possible. [[Humanity|Select groups]] are conflicted over this practice, torn between amusement James Watt Memorial College is located on the site of his birth - and bewilderment that any animal would openly display such foolish behavior, instead of using more [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Paper&oldid=552163 practical methods] of dealing with the faecespirate William "Captain" Kidd.
Many strange traits are associated Greenock is twinned with Assflies, which serve to highlight the social and political ineptitude of the insect. Examples of these traits include:* Beliefs in non-existent super beings.* Being born of a politically backward matriarch.* Homosexual siblings.* Unwillingness to accept facts conflicting with its own beliefs, no matter how much proof is offered (known as "[[La_la_la,_I_Can't_Hear_You|La la la, I can't hear you!]]" disorder).* Alerting the FBI that crimes are being committed, when they Veulettes in fact are not.* [[Deceit|DeceitfullyFrance]] attempting to hide all evidence that the above behavior exists.
Assfly infestation is very serious, and can lead to [[John_McCain|mental problemsCategory:Scottish Cities and Towns]] in those who are in contact with the insect. It is strongly advised to keep children as far away as possible.