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== Assfly ==
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'''Megadeth''' is an American [[thrash metal]]/[[heavy metal]] band formed in 1983 by former [[Metallica]] guitarist [[Dave Mustaine]].<ref>[http://wm10.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&searchlink=MEGADETH&sql=11:jifixqe5ldfe~T1 Biography as All Music Guide]</ref> They are credited, along with [[Metallica]], [[Anthrax (band)|Anthrax]] and [[Slayer]], with pioneering the thrash metal movement of the early to mid 80s.
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The [[User:Aschlafly|Assfly]] is a breed of fly that is thought to have [[Evolution|devolved]] from [[Human|Homo sapiens]] sometime in the early 1960s, roughly one thousand nine hundred and sixty years after [[Jesus|this guy]] was imagined as the result of an ice-cream [[John_McCain|headache]].
 
  
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Assflies are renowned for their disturbing habit of excreting large amounts of [[User_talk:Aschlafly|faecal matter]]. After defecation, the Assfly will generally roll around in this matter in order to spread it as far as possible. [[Humanity|Select groups]] are conflicted over this practice, torn between amusement and bewilderment that any animal would openly display such foolish behavior, instead of using more [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Paper&oldid=552163 practical methods] of dealing with the faeces.
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==Current lineup==
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*Dave Mustaine (guitars and vocals)
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*Chris Broderick (guitars)
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*Shawn Drover (drums)
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*James LoMenzo (bass)
  
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Many strange traits are associated with Assflies, which serve to highlight the social and political ineptitude of the insect. Examples of these traits include:
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==Discography==
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* Beliefs in non-existent super beings.
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*''Killing Is My Business... And Business Is Good!'' (1985)
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* Being born of a politically backward matriarch.
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*''Peace Sells... But Who's Buying?'' (1986)
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* Homosexual siblings.
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*''So Far, So Good... So What!'' (1988)
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* Unwillingness to accept facts conflicting with its own beliefs, no matter how much proof is offered (known as "[[La_la_la,_I_Can't_Hear_You|La la la, I can't hear you!]]" disorder).
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*''Rust In Peace'' (1990)
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* Alerting the FBI that crimes are being committed, when they in fact are not.
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*''Countdown to Extinction'' (1992)
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* [[Deceit|Deceitfully]] attempting to hide all evidence that the above behavior exists.
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*''Youthanasia'' (1994)
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*''Cryptic Writings'' (1997)
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*''Risk'' (1999)
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*''The World Needs a Hero'' (2001)
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*''The System Has Failed'' (2004)
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*''United Abominations'' (2007)
  
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Assfly infestation is very serious, and can lead to [[John_McCain|mental problems]] in those who are in contact with the insect. It is strongly advised to keep children as far away as possible.
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==References==
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==External links==
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*[http://www.megadeth.com/ Official Megadeth Website]
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[[Category:Bands]]
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[[Category:Heavy Metal]]

Revision as of 05:19, November 27, 2008

Megadeth is an American thrash metal/heavy metal band formed in 1983 by former Metallica guitarist Dave Mustaine.[1] They are credited, along with Metallica, Anthrax and Slayer, with pioneering the thrash metal movement of the early to mid 80s.

Current lineup

  • Dave Mustaine (guitars and vocals)
  • Chris Broderick (guitars)
  • Shawn Drover (drums)
  • James LoMenzo (bass)

Discography

  • Killing Is My Business... And Business Is Good! (1985)
  • Peace Sells... But Who's Buying? (1986)
  • So Far, So Good... So What! (1988)
  • Rust In Peace (1990)
  • Countdown to Extinction (1992)
  • Youthanasia (1994)
  • Cryptic Writings (1997)
  • Risk (1999)
  • The World Needs a Hero (2001)
  • The System Has Failed (2004)
  • United Abominations (2007)

References

  1. ↑ Biography as All Music Guide

External links

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