'''Brian Ugler''' was a notorious parodist who proved that [[Andrew Schlafly]] is a total moron who will promote even the most obvious subversives as long as they fellate his ego.
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A '''bugler''' is somebody who plays a [[bugle]], a brass instrument lacking valves. Buglers have had an important historic role in many military institutions, where they were responsible for coordinating a soldier's day with a series of [[bugle calls]] signalling assemblies, roll calls, the beginning and end of work patterns and lights out.
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Traditionally, buglers were more colourfully decorated than their counterparts. In modern times, most buglers have been replaced with electronic sound systems, however they still perform at important military ceremonies.