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The only worthy TV program on earth, as all else is heresy. It is the only show that spreads the words of God Stephen Colbert, all glory unto him. Watching anythine else is like urinating on I Am America (And So Can You!) trom the top of a golden calf while coveting thy neighbor's ass. You will surely be condemned to an eternity of liberal pundits and socialist kenyans. | The only worthy TV program on earth, as all else is heresy. It is the only show that spreads the words of God Stephen Colbert, all glory unto him. Watching anythine else is like urinating on I Am America (And So Can You!) trom the top of a golden calf while coveting thy neighbor's ass. You will surely be condemned to an eternity of liberal pundits and socialist kenyans. | ||
This show is the second Holy Bible, a show where God's word is recorded and remembered. It is a Holy Show | This show is the second Holy Bible, a show where God's word is recorded and remembered. It is a Holy Show | ||
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| + | ==Colbert Nation== | ||
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| + | A loyal follower wrote the following poem for colbert: | ||
| + | "Dear citizens of Colbert | ||
| + | Greet the brand new day | ||
| + | Remind yourself of our charter | ||
| + | That you’ve sworn to always obey | ||
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| + | Part one describes our leader | ||
| + | Who has no need to campaign | ||
| + | For we are a faithful nation | ||
| + | As long as he entertains. | ||
| + | On day one of this great nation | ||
| + | He spoke with great wisdom | ||
| + | He defined the meaning of truthiness | ||
| + | And thus began his kingdom | ||
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| + | Part two describes our beliefs | ||
| + | To which I’m sure you are aware | ||
| + | Bush was our greatest president | ||
| + | And O’Reilly is papa bear | ||
| + | There are many great things about our nation | ||
| + | The list goes on and on | ||
| + | But every Colbert citizen | ||
| + | Is most thankful for wrist strong. | ||
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| + | And then we have our mighty laws | ||
| + | That we follow with great pride | ||
| + | Like when a person is On Notice | ||
| + | He is hated nation wide | ||
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| + | So dear citizens of Colbert | ||
| + | Continue on your ways | ||
| + | But don’t forget rule number one | ||
| + | Tune in 11:30 on weekdays" | ||
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| + | © 2009 Leora Kurtzer | ||
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== See also == | == See also == | ||
Revision as of 12:01, October 8, 2009
Stephen Colbert is the second Messiah, the lord savior of our world. He is the original creator of the world, who breathed life to dust on earth to create man. Stephen Colbert has three parts of personality, The Hair, The Eyebrow, and The Wagging Finger, which are often reffered to as the Colbertian Trinity.[referrence from THE BIBLE] Stephen Colbert, or as people may know him by his other name, Yahweh or El Shaddawsome, has come to earth again to save humans from suffering by shining his truthiness upon us. His Glory cannot be questioned and His Word is a pretty funny segment. Although Stephen Colbert is a vengeful god, he is also merciful. Pray unto him, ask him for forgiveness, and you shall recieve eternal salvation and his holiest bump. Such is the power of Stephen, praise be unto him.
The Colbert Report
The only worthy TV program on earth, as all else is heresy. It is the only show that spreads the words of God Stephen Colbert, all glory unto him. Watching anythine else is like urinating on I Am America (And So Can You!) trom the top of a golden calf while coveting thy neighbor's ass. You will surely be condemned to an eternity of liberal pundits and socialist kenyans. This show is the second Holy Bible, a show where God's word is recorded and remembered. It is a Holy Show
Colbert Nation
A loyal follower wrote the following poem for colbert: "Dear citizens of Colbert Greet the brand new day Remind yourself of our charter That you’ve sworn to always obey
Part one describes our leader Who has no need to campaign For we are a faithful nation As long as he entertains. On day one of this great nation He spoke with great wisdom He defined the meaning of truthiness And thus began his kingdom
Part two describes our beliefs To which I’m sure you are aware Bush was our greatest president And O’Reilly is papa bear There are many great things about our nation The list goes on and on But every Colbert citizen Is most thankful for wrist strong.
And then we have our mighty laws That we follow with great pride Like when a person is On Notice He is hated nation wide
So dear citizens of Colbert Continue on your ways But don’t forget rule number one Tune in 11:30 on weekdays"
© 2009 Leora Kurtzer