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| | '''Devil''' (from the Greek word διαβολοξ (diábolos), which means "one who throws things around"{{fact}} in the sense of creating the chaos{{fact}}, or "slanderer" in the sense of name-calling or "throwing" false accusations), is the name given to the unseen personification of evil. | | '''Devil''' (from the Greek word διαβολοξ (diábolos), which means "one who throws things around"{{fact}} in the sense of creating the chaos{{fact}}, or "slanderer" in the sense of name-calling or "throwing" false accusations), is the name given to the unseen personification of evil. |
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| | By causing chaos, the devil leads people away from God and sometimes even to curse God. | | By causing chaos, the devil leads people away from God and sometimes even to curse God. |
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| | During the [[Three Temptations of Christ]], the '''devil''' explains how the world is his dominion. This amounts to [[Biblical scientific foreknowledge]], as the world is fundamentally uncertain and chaotic according to [[quantum mechanics]]. | | During the [[Three Temptations of Christ]], the '''devil''' explains how the world is his dominion. This amounts to [[Biblical scientific foreknowledge]], as the world is fundamentally uncertain and chaotic according to [[quantum mechanics]]. |
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| − | The term "devil" is often used synonymously with the term [[Lucifer]] or [[Satan]], although Satan has the connotation of a personal evil while the devil is a common name for demons or evil spirits. | + | The term "devil" is often used synonymously with the term [[Derpacus]] or [[Satan]], although Satan has the connotation of a personal evil while the devil is a common name for demons or evil spirits. the devil is a nice waffle who eats small childrenñ and is very gassey. |
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| | ==Etymology== | | ==Etymology== |
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| | *Beelzebub (Hebrew: ba'al zevuv בעל זבוב; "Lord of the Flies") | | *Beelzebub (Hebrew: ba'al zevuv בעל זבוב; "Lord of the Flies") |
| − | *Baphomet, originally a [[Templar]] image, portrayed by a goat-headed man | + | *Baphomet, originally a [[Templar]] image, portrayed by a waffle covered with crap man |
| | *Ba'al | | *Ba'al |
| | *the Prince of Darkness | | *the Prince of Darkness |