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| + | '''Portugal''' is a nation in the [[Iberian Peninsula]], the most westerly on the European mainland. Its capital is [[Lisbon]]. |
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| − | Conservapedia has <!--0 entries as of 9:45 pm May 13-->'''0''' educational entries, excluding more than '''9000''' [[Conservapedia|retarded ones]]. '''This site is stupid.'''
| + | In the 16th century, it explored and colonised large areas, including [[Brazil]], [[Angola]], [[Mozambique]], parts of [[India]], [[Timor]], [[Cape Verde]], and others. |
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| − | '''HAPPY VANDALIZING!'''
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| − | '''Yesterday was when it all began: Aschlafly was born Yesterday.''' That was May 12, 2007.
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| − | '''Daily Bible verse:''' ''You people suck.'' ''-Jesus''
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| − | '''Daily Historical Quote:''' ''"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dis..."'' Some Union General in Civil war, ''last words''
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| − | Please submit suggestions or vandalize entries for our [[Conservapedia:Article request]].
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| − | Let's all [[Conservapedia:Improvement|improve]] these top entries here:
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| − | *[[User:DanH|Jesus]]
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| − | *[[Bias in Conservapedia]]
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| − | *[[User:Helios|God]]
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| − | *[[Adolf Hitler]]
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| − | Please read our rules [[rules|here]], and how we differ from [[Wikipedia]] [[Penis|here]].
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| − | For any claims of copyright infringement by this site, see [[yo mama]].
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| − | |style="color:#000"|'''It's not on Wikipedia that editors are posting bias:''' [http://www.conservapedia.com]
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| − | '''Rednecks in Texas''' will act today as to whether or not indivduals ''editing'' this website qualify as human
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| − | '''Liberal conspiracy of the day:''' UFOs do not exist after all. After liberals tricked us into believing the work in the mines had been in service of little green men, a miner discovered that "What the Hell? These guys are inflatable!"
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| − | '''Up to a million bastards/bitches protest in Rome today against a proposal to recognize gay couples,''' according to the Italian report [http://www.repubblica.it/ here].
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| − | '''Oklahoma Supreme Court dismissed a lawsuit seeking to force taxpayers to educate children.''' Another conservative victory! [http://www.oscn.net/applications/oscn/deliverdocument.asp?citeid=448969]
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| − | On Friday, the Bush Administration didn't do anything, they were to busy shooting old men in the face like Dick Cheney did a while back:
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| − | "It was fun the first time and we've just kinda kept doing it ever since." said Cheney of his habits, which have been criticized by [[User:Aschlafly|people who like old men a little too much]].
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| − | "Men obviously watch old men getting shot on television, and women not to the same degree," commission vice chairman Abigail Thernstrom said.
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| − | [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Persecution_of_Christians&diff=136053&oldid=131997 Bias in Conservapedia] describes how Conservapedia now censors the fact that Christians have persucuted other religious groups.
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| − | *'''May 13'''
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| − | **2007 - This page was created.
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| − | *'''May 12'''
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| − | **2007 - Andrew Schlafly born.
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| − | *'''May 11'''
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| − | **1502 - [[Christopher Columbus]] leaves on his final voyage to the [[West Indies]]. Europe rejoices in his absence.
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| − | **1940 - British Prime Minister [[Neville Chamberlain]] resigned in humiliation after his sexual appeasement of [[Adolf Hitler]] was posted on Youtube.
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| − | *'''May 9'''
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| − | **1872 - At the suggestion of [[Julia Ward Howe]], the first Your Mother's day was held in a harem.
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| − | *'''May 8'''
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| − | **1884 - [[Harry S Truman]] was born. He had an awesome middle name, and dropped a big bomb. Boom. Boom!
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| − | **1984 - The [[Communist]] [[Soviet Union]] pulls its communal penis out of your mom after it had been in place for 3 weeks.
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| − | **1945 - [[V-E Day]]. A major blow to Conservatism.
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