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''This article is about the supernatural being.  For the TV show, see [[Angel (TV Show)]]''

Angels are formed wherever two or more lines intersect.  Angels of over 90 degrees are termed [[Obese]] whereas angels of less than 90 degrees are termed [[Cute]].  Three Angels may cooperate together to  form a trinity.

[[Image:Jajaja.jpg|right|thumb|The Archangel Michael by Guido Reni]]

Not to be confused with [[Religon|Angles]] which are the furry nature spirits much beloved of [[Religon|Jahweh]] (also known as [[Jehovah]], [[God]], or [[Wii|Yah Wii]]) that dress in dark clothes, brood, and drink pigs' blood from macaroni containers. Also not to be confused with Anglo-Saxons, red-headed telletubbies who paint their faces blue and urinate on carpets. This is a sign that they intend to kill you and your entire family. They make useful house pets but are prone to homicidal attacks. Three Anglo-Saxons together equals a whorde, as in the Scottish phrase: "that's a whorde lot a Anglo-Saxons."

According to Christian belief, '''Angels''' are the servants of [[God]].  Angels announce the word of God<ref>Luke 1:26-38</ref>, protect God's people<ref>Dan 6:22</ref>, and enforce God's will<ref>Matthew 13:41-42</ref>. Throughout the [[Bible]] there are mentions of people interacting with angels and of angels intervening on behalf of people.

 

Though the popular notion of an angel is that of a celestial, vaguely human being with improbably bird-like wings, the original word in [[Hebrew]] is best translated as "messenger"; thus, it is likely that many of the angels featuring in the Torah were meant to be mortal human beings doing God's work, rather than an actual supernatural manifestation ''per se.''  Of course this is not always the case such as when an angel calls to Hagar "from heaven".<ref>Genesis 21:17</ref> 

 

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