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| − | A '''carrot''' is an orange long [[root]]-like [[vegetable]]; see [[root crops]]. | + | A '''carrot''' is an orange long [[root]]-like [[vegetable]]; see [[root crops]]. Carrots are said to have been discovered by a [[Jew]], and thus are a sin to ingest. People known to have eaten carrots are now said to be burning in eternal hellfire. |
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| + | Baby carrots are smaller and similar to the carrot. However, scientific evidence attempting to prove them the same had relied on faulty [[evolution]] propaganda. Baby carrots are, in fact, part of the hidden [[gay]] agenda. | ||
==Carrots in literature== | ==Carrots in literature== | ||
Revision as of 18:07, November 25, 2007
A carrot is an orange long root-like vegetable; see root crops. Carrots are said to have been discovered by a Jew, and thus are a sin to ingest. People known to have eaten carrots are now said to be burning in eternal hellfire.
Baby carrots are smaller and similar to the carrot. However, scientific evidence attempting to prove them the same had relied on faulty evolution propaganda. Baby carrots are, in fact, part of the hidden gay agenda.
Carrots in literature
Gilbert Blythe calls Anne Shirley "Carrots" in Anne of Green Gables.