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'''Elephants''' are the world's largest land animals. There are many different kinds of elephant--Asian and African. Asian elephants have smaller ears than African elephants, and are smaller in general, so can thus be distinguished.
 
'''Elephants''' are the world's largest land animals. There are many different kinds of elephant--Asian and African. Asian elephants have smaller ears than African elephants, and are smaller in general, so can thus be distinguished.
  
The population of elephants has tripled in size from January to June during 2006 - but liberal environmentalists will not have you believe this. Growth in elephant population was achieved thanks to conservative political commentator Stephen Colbert fathering over 1,000 elephant pups. Others believe that God is responsible for the recent unforeseen population growth of the African elephant. After President Bush prayed for the elephants, God supposedly did this in order to help America with the ivory drought of 2005.<ref>http://www.wikiality.com/Elephant</ref>
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In the past, there were many different types of elephants like [[mammoth|mammoths]] and [[mastodon|mastodons]], but most creationists say that these species never made it onto the ark and that these species perished with the [[dinosaurs]].
 
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In the past, there were many different types of elephants like [[mammoth|mammoths]] and [[mastodon|mastodons]], but most creationists say that these species never made it onto the ark and that these species perished with the [[dinosaurs]]. Another theory is that God placed all elephants on Earth 6010 years ago to replace the Woolly mammoths and mastadons, which hadn't been working out so well.<ref>http://www.wikiality.com/Elephant</ref>
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Elephants are the world's largest land animals. There are many different kinds of elephant--Asian and African. Asian elephants have smaller ears than African elephants, and are smaller in general, so can thus be distinguished.

In the past, there were many different types of elephants like mammoths and mastodons, but most creationists say that these species never made it onto the ark and that these species perished with the dinosaurs.