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| − | <big><big><big><b>You who will block me whoever you are, please try and get the message to Andrew Schlafly. This wiki needs more truth and less conservative deceit. That way tey vandals will respect the site more and vandalize less. Really, I mean it!</b></big></big></big>
| + | '''Danica Patrick''' (b. 1982) is a professional race car driver. She competes with [[male]] drivers in the IndyCar Series. She was the fourth [[woman]] ever to compete in the [[Indianapolis]] 500, in 2005. Patrick's fourth place finish was the highest ever by a female driver at the Indy 500. She won the 2008 Indy [[Japan]] 300, the first woman to win an Indy Car race. |
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| − | <big>'''ROCK OPERA FOR ANDY SCHLAFLY'''</big>
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| − | [[Image:ASchlafly.JPG|thumb|center|HAPPY BIRFDAY]] | + | |
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| − | <center>CHORUS:<br>
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| − | He is teh Assfly! Teh Assfly!<br>
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| − | Be careful if you get him pissed!<br>
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| − | Ass! Teh Assfly!<br>
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| − | He’ll smite you with home schooling fists!<br>
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| − | Writing all he can, he’s just an ass,<br>
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| − | a wiki-er of words making a mess!<br>
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| − | He went to Harvard Law,<br>
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| − | he’s dull, a major flaw<br>
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| − | Born in 1961, weaned in 1994!<br>
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| − | He is teh Assfly!<br>
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| − | NARRATOR (Spoken):<br>
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| − | Oh look, but there he is, what will he say?<br>
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| − | TEH ASSFLY:<br>
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| − | I’m a lonely Schlafly, a lonely Schlafly from Phyl!<br>
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| − | I wonder what I’ll write about? I think I’ll write about gays!<br>
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| − | CHORUS:<br>
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| − | Assfly! Assfly! Assfly!<br>
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| − | TEH ASSFLY:<br>
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| − | I don't know what's wrong with me, I think I've turned into a bug!<br>
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| − | I see Bugler! What? I see I think I’ve turned into a bug!<br>
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| − | I ain't got no common sense, I think I've turned into a bug!<br>
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| − | Bet you fifty dollars I'm a man, I'm a lawyer, and I've turned into a bug!<br>
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| − | Phyllis like my daddy, I'm her baby, still a baby, like I've turned into a bug!<br>
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| − | Yeah! Yeah!<br>
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| − | CHORUS:<br>
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| − | He is teh Assfly!<br>
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| − | TEH ASSFLY:<br>
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| − | Living like an ass ain't easy!<br>
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| − | My Wiki don't seem to need me!<br>
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| − | It's gathered up all these huge jerks,<br>
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| − | I don't really know 'bout their work<br>
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| − | I don't want no vandalizing,<br>
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| − | No, I'm just not sympathizing!<br>
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| − | Living like an ass ain't easy!<br>
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| − | Living like an ass ain't easy!<br>
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| − | JIMBO WALES (Spoken):<br>
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| − | Welcome to Wikipedia, Assfly! My name is Jimbo! I don't think you're going to like it here!<br>
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| − | CHORUS:<br>
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| − | He is teh Assfly!<br>
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| − | ==References==
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| − | [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uaaF83eVig&feature=related With apologies to ''Home Movies'']<br>
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| − | [http://www.math.sc.edu/~olmoj/heisfranzkafka.html Lyrics]
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