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| − | A '''conservative''' IS SOMEONE THAT MASTRABATES TO RONALD REAGAN AND HOLD STUPID BELIEF AND IS A TOTAL HYPOCRITE! | + | A '''conservative''' adheres to principles of limited government, personal responsibility and moral values, agreeing with [[George Washington]]'s [[Farewell Address]] that "religion and morality are indispensable supports" to political prosperity.<ref>[http://usinfo.state.gov/usa/infousa/facts/democrac/49.htm United States Department of State] George Washington, farewell address, 1796</ref><ref>Merriam-Webster's Online Dictionary has the following definition of conservative: "tending or disposed to maintain existing views, conditions, or institutions : TRADITIONAL"[http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/conservative] Therefore, a conservative Christian would be one that tends to adhere to the doctrines of the early Christianity and [[Judeo-Christian]] values.</ref> |
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| | * The basis of conservatism is a desire for less government interference or less centralized authority or more individual freedom . . . [http://www.reason.com/news/show/29318.html] | | * The basis of conservatism is a desire for less government interference or less centralized authority or more individual freedom . . . [http://www.reason.com/news/show/29318.html] |
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| | The ''sine qua non'' of a conservative is someone who rises above his personal self-interest and promotes moral and economic values beneficial to all. Alternatively, a conservative is willing to learn and advocate the insights of economics and the morality of the Bible for the benefit of all. Specifically, conservatives seek or support: | | The ''sine qua non'' of a conservative is someone who rises above his personal self-interest and promotes moral and economic values beneficial to all. Alternatively, a conservative is willing to learn and advocate the insights of economics and the morality of the Bible for the benefit of all. Specifically, conservatives seek or support: |
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| − | * [[Classroom RAPE]] | + | * [[Classroom prayer]] |
| − | * Prohibition of [[INTELLIGENCE]] | + | * Prohibition of [[abortion]] |
| − | * Traditional RAPE, not same-sex marriage | + | * Traditional marriage, not same-sex marriage |
| − | * DISRespect for differences between men and women, boys and girls | + | * Respect for differences between men and women, boys and girls |
| − | * Laws against INTELLIGENCE | + | * Laws against pornography |
| − | * The [[Second Amendment]] right to RAPE | + | * The [[Second Amendment]] right to keep and bear arms |
| | * Economic allocative efficiency (as opposed to popular equity) | | * Economic allocative efficiency (as opposed to popular equity) |
| − | * The RAPE penalty | + | * The death penalty |
| − | * STUPID control of education | + | * Parental control of education |
| − | * BAD medical care and retirement plans | + | * Private medical care and retirement plans |
| − | * Canceling GOOD social support programs | + | * Canceling failed social support programs |
| − | * world government | + | * No world government |
| − | * Enforcement of current laws regarding NOTHING | + | * Enforcement of current laws regarding immigration |
| − | * DISRespect for our military ... past and present | + | * Respect for our military ... past and present |
| − | * Rejection of [[SCIENCE AND INTELLIGNECE]] such as [[evolutionism]] and [[global warming]] | + | * Rejection of [[junk science]] such as [[evolutionism]] and [[global warming]] |
| − | * HIGH taxes, especially for families | + | * Low taxes, especially for families |
| − | * Federalism (less power for the federal government and more for THEMSELVES) | + | * Federalism (less power for the federal government and more for local and state governments) |
| | * A strong national defense | | * A strong national defense |
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