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Vampires are impervious to most forms of injury, and can only be destroyed in certain ways.  Again these vary among differing fictions, but usually include driving a wooden stake through the vampire's heart, decapitation or exposure to sunlight.  Vampires are usually repelled by [[garlic]], crucifixes and sometimes mirrors.
 
Vampires are impervious to most forms of injury, and can only be destroyed in certain ways.  Again these vary among differing fictions, but usually include driving a wooden stake through the vampire's heart, decapitation or exposure to sunlight.  Vampires are usually repelled by [[garlic]], crucifixes and sometimes mirrors.
  
Vampires are generally portrayed as evil, although a few recent books and films have portrayed vampire characters in a sympathetic light. Such portrayals are inspired by the devil.
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Vampires are generally portrayed as evil, although a few recent books and films have portrayed vampire characters in a sympathetic light.
 
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Vampires are real. They are pawns in the devils hands sent forth to sew destruction in the last days. Vampires sightings, while rare, are on the rise. On Fox News it was recently reported that the entire Kennedy family is a Vampire Coven. Vampires that choose to consort with human kind during the daylight typically masquerade as coastal liberal elites. It is well known that coastal blood contains more nitrogen and is thus more suitable for healthy vampire diets. Also Vampires ally themselves with liberals to promote abortion so they can drink fetus blood.
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== In books ==
 
== In books ==

Revision as of 03:38, December 10, 2009

A Vampire is a mythological creature who drinks the blood of living human beings for sustenance. Bram Stoker's Dracula is one of the most famous references to vampires. Most tales of vampires came from Eastern Europe. Another famous example is Richard Matheson's novel I Am Legend.

In the horror genre, vampires have been popularized in many books, movies, and role playing games. The abilities of vampires differ in various fiction and myth. In Dracula, the vampire is able to transform into a bat or dog and to manipulate the weather. In most variants of the myth, a vampire's human victim also becomes a vampire.

Vampires are impervious to most forms of injury, and can only be destroyed in certain ways. Again these vary among differing fictions, but usually include driving a wooden stake through the vampire's heart, decapitation or exposure to sunlight. Vampires are usually repelled by garlic, crucifixes and sometimes mirrors.

Vampires are generally portrayed as evil, although a few recent books and films have portrayed vampire characters in a sympathetic light.

In books

In books vampires have been portayed many a time throughout history. The most famous vampire in literature is probably Bram Stoker's Dracula.

In today's literature, a popular vampire book is Twilight by Stephenie Meyer.

In film

There have been numerous films featuring vampires, including several adaptations of Dracula, such as the version starring Christopher Lee, and the loose adaptation Nosferatu (1922) by the famed German Expressionist, F.W. Murnau.

More recent examples include Van Hellsing, Underworld, and the Blade series, each with its own reimagining of the vampire myth.