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| − | '''Eldrick Tont Woods''' (born 1975), who goes by his nickname, Tiger, is a professional [[golf|golfer]]. He is perhaps the most self-centered and overpromoted favorite of the [[liberal media]] in the world. He appears frequently on magazine covers and Nike ads despite not having won a major tournament in years. His remarks to the press are often self-centered. At the Masters in 2013 he was given merely a two-stroke penalty for a rules infraction that many felt should have resulted in disqualification from the tournament.<ref>http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/tiger-woods-responds-disqualification-controversy-masters-lindsey-vonn-161536057.html</ref>
| + | Where have all the good men gone |
| | + | And where are all the gods? |
| | + | Where's the street-wise Hercules |
| | + | To fight the rising odds? |
| | + | Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed? |
| | + | Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need |
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| − | In 2012, the liberal media declared Woods to be a favorite to win the [[Masters]]. In fact, he turned in his worst performance there in 17 years, and his swearing and kicking of a club were captured by a camera. After he learned that people did not appreciate that, he declared:<ref>http://www.augusta.com/masters/story/news/latest-news/woods-offers-apology-masters-behavior</ref>
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| − | {{cquote|I certainly heard that people didn’t like me kicking the club. I didn’t like it either. I hit it in the bunker, and it didn’t feel good on my toe, either.}}
| + | I need a hero |
| − | Despite showing promise of becoming the greatest golfer ever, Woods's career and athletic achievement slumped amid reports of adultery. His wife subsequently obtained a divorce.<ref>http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100219/ap_on_sp_go_ne/glf_tiger_woods</ref>
| + | I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night |
| | + | He's gotta be strong |
| | + | And he's gotta be fast |
| | + | And he's gotta be fresh from the fight |
| | + | I need a hero |
| | + | I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light |
| | + | He's gotta be sure |
| | + | And it's gotta be soon |
| | + | And he's gotta be larger than life |
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| − | He has had three knee operations, including the removal of a benign tumor and also a cyst.<ref>http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,351418,00.html</ref><ref>http://www.golftoday.co.uk/news/yeartodate/news02/woods51.html</ref>
| + | Somewhere after midnight |
| | + | In my wildest fantasy |
| | + | Somewhere just beyond my reach |
| | + | There's someone reaching back for me |
| | + | Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat |
| | + | It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet |
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| − | Woods does better in obscure competitions on the PGA Tour, where he is in second place on the tour list, behind Sam Snead.
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| − | == References ==
| + | Up where the mountains meet the heavens above |
| | + | Out where the lightning splits the sea |
| | + | I would swear that there's someone somewhere |
| | + | Watching me |
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| + | Through the wind and the chill and the rain |
| | + | And the storm and the flood |
| | + | I can feel his approach |
| | + | Like the fire in my blood |
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| − | ==See Also==
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| − | *[[Deceit]]
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| − | *[[Sexual immorality]]
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