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==Conservative Jokes==
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Conservapedia vandal: Hmmm...if I make two fake accounts, instead of one, they'll never suspect me!
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Conservapedia admin: Like I've never seen a pair of socks before.
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What do progressive stores hold to show their "progressive" reverse racism?
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:Black-only Friday.
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When did Michael Shermer become a skeptic?
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:When he saw his parents putting the coal in his stocking.
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Where was evidence of ''Archaeopteryx'' first discovered?
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:Wall Drug's gift store.
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Why did Westminster University give Richard Dawkins an honorary degree?
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:They thought he was [[Richard Dawson|the guy from ''Family Feud'']].
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What's the only creationist question an evolutionist has answered?
What's the only creationist question an evolutionist has answered?
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