Among Beto's many attributes is his talent as a [[poet]]. In 1988, under the pseudonym "Psychedelic Warlord" Beto authored "''The Song of the Cow'':"<ref>https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/beto-orourke-wrote-poem-asking-a-cow-to-wax-my-ass-and-scrub-my-balls</ref> | Among Beto's many attributes is his talent as a [[poet]]. In 1988, under the pseudonym "Psychedelic Warlord" Beto authored "''The Song of the Cow'':"<ref>https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/beto-orourke-wrote-poem-asking-a-cow-to-wax-my-ass-and-scrub-my-balls</ref> |