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| − | In loving tribute to our great hero, our mythical god, our savior who will lead us out of our ignorance:
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| − | Born nowhere near the [[U.S.A.]]
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| − | <br>Don't even know how many [[states]] there are
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| − | <br>Can't even recite my [[oath]] of office
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| − | <br>Ain't that just so bizarre?!
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| − | [CHORUS:]
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| − | <br>Born outside the U.S.A.
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| − | <br>Became [[president]] any ... way!
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| − | <br>Born outside the U.S.A.
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| − | <br>Became president any ... way!
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| − | I can't even pronounce "[[Pakistan]]"
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| − | <br>And I also mispronounce the "[[Taliban]]"
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| − | <br>But that ain't no problem, man
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| − | <br>Because every [[liberal]] is my fan
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| − | [CHORUS]
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| − | My Cabinet picks are the most corrupt
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| − | <br>and next the [[nation]] we shall bankrupt
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| − | <br>The liberal [[newspapers]] they applaud
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| − | <br>as working Americans we all defraud
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| − | [CHORUS]
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| − | I'm not really [[black]],
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| − | <br />But that's okay Jack.
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| − | <br />[[Affirmative action]]'s
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| − | <br />Got my back!
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| − | [CHORUS]
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| − | If you're a queer,
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| − | <br />Then it's time to cheer!
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| − | <br />[[Jesus]] would surely
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| − | <br />Shed a tear.
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| − | I've come a long way in the U.S.A.
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| − | <br>Despite being born outside the U.S.A.
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| − | <br>Now I'm gonna give my friends their pay
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| − | <br>Because I became president any ... way!
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