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Essay:Born Outside the U.S.A.! (view source)
Revision as of 05:35, February 16, 2009
, 05:35, February 16, 2009Reverted edits by Cabrenator (Talk) to last version by Aschlafly
In loving tribute to our great hero, our mythical god, our savior who will lead us out of our ignorance:
Born nowhere near the [[U.S.A.]]
<br>Don't even know how many [[states]] there are
<br>Can't even recite my [[oath]] of office
<br>Ain't that just so bizarre?!
[CHORUS:]
<br>Born outside the U.S.A.
<br>Became [[president]] any ... way!
<br>Born outside the U.S.A.
<br>Became president any ... way!
I can't even pronounce "[[Pakistan]]"
<br>And I also mispronounce the "[[Taliban]]"
<br>But that ain't no problem, man
<br>Because every [[liberal]] is my fan
[CHORUS]
My Cabinet picks are the most corrupt
<br>and next the [[nation]] we shall bankrupt
<br>The liberal [[newspapers]] they applaud
<br>as working Americans we all defraud
[CHORUS]
I'm not really [[black]],
<br />But that's okay Jack.
<br />[[Affirmative action]]'s
<br />Got my back!
[CHORUS]
If you're a queer,
<br />Then it's time to cheer!
<br />[[Jesus]] would surely
<br />Shed a tear.
I've come a long way in the U.S.A.
<br>Despite being born outside the U.S.A.
<br>Now I'm gonna give my friends their pay
<br>Because I became president any ... way!
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