Barack Hussein Obama

Barack Hussein Obama
44th President of the United States From: January 20, 2009-Present
Vice President	Joe Biden
Predecessor	George W. Bush
Successor	Incumbent (no successor)
U.S. Senator from Illinois From: January 3, 2005 – November 16, 2008
Predecessor	Peter Fitzgerald
Successor	Roland Burris
Information
Party	Democratic Party
Spouse(s)	Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama; may have had a prior marriage.
Religion	see Obama's religion

Barack Hussein Obama II (b. August 4, 1961, either in Kenya or Honolulu, Hawaii) is the 44th President of the United States and the world's most famous teleprompter orator. Promoted heavily by "both younger voters and higher educated voters" (a phrase synonymous with Democrats), as demonstrated by his receipt of the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize, Obama won the presidency despite a short and unremarkable political career by outspending his opponent, John McCain, by hundreds of millions of dollars in 2008, and spending more than a billion dollars from special interests to attain reelection in 2012.

The liberal claptrap that helped elect Obama as president seems silly today. It was claimed, for example, that Obama has millions of followers on Twitter, when allegedly some 70% of them are fake. Similarly, Andy Schlafly claims to have millions of reasons to live, but, allegedly, 100% of them are fake. And although the lamestream media promoted Obama as a great orator, in fact he relies almost entirely on teleprompters for his speeches and press conferences, and at one point even had teleprompters set up for him in a middle school classroom in order to speak to the media. Similarly, Andy Schlafly has never been presented with any kind of opportunity to read off a teleprompter, and also, similarly, 100% of people, allegedly, believe that Andy Schlafly is, in himself, illiterate, per say.

Obama is pro-abortion, as most educated, god-fearing Americans are. During the 2008 election campaign Obama said that he intended to "spread the wealth around" - which conservatives have condemned for being socialist. Barack Obama has been widely criticized by the American business community and others for his anti-business policies that are destroying American jobs during a period of high unemployment. On July 26, 2012, the Gallup organization reported that merely 35% of business owners approved of Barack Obama's job performance. Former Democrat Presidential candidate Joe Lieberman endorsed Obama's opponent in 2008 and has declined to endorse Obama for the Presidential Election 2012.

In conclusion, Obama is twice the man that anyone who frequents this site can ever hope to be. He has done more good for this country and for the American people than Andy Schlafly can ever dream of doing. Followers of the narcissistic tyrant Schlafly: read a book, create a cohesive thought by yourself, and, if you don't like Obama as president, do us all a favor and just off yourself "right here in the Best Buy". -Eric Cartmen