Tiger Woods

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Eldrick Tont Woods (born 1975), who goes by his nickname, Tiger, is a professional golfer. He is perhaps the most overpromoted favorite of the liberal media in the world, frequently on magazine covers despite not having won a major tournament in years. His remarks to the press are often self-centered. At the Masters in 2013 he was given merely a two-stroke penalty for a rules infraction that many felt should have resulted in disqualification from the tournament.[1]

In 2012, the liberal media declared Woods to be a favorite to win the Masters. In fact, he turned in his worst performance there in 17 years, and his swearing and kicking of a club were captured by a camera. After he learned that people did not appreciate that, he declared:[2]

“ I certainly heard that people didn’t like me kicking the club. I didn’t like it either. I hit it in the bunker, and it didn’t feel good on my toe, either. ”

Despite showing promise of becoming the greatest golfer ever, Woods's career and athletic achievement slumped amid reports of adultery. His wife subsequently obtained a divorce.[3]

He has had three knee operations, including the removal of a benign tumor and also a cyst.[4][5]

Woods does better in obscure competitions on the PGA Tour, where he is in second place on the tour list, behind Sam Snead.

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