Eagle Forum
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Courtesy of h@xx0r1997.The Eagle Forum is Phyllis Schlafly's pro-life, pro-segregation, pro-Prohibition, anti-commie conservative political organization. It's glorious leader, Phyllis Cheesesteak, is the second woman in recorded history to have a Virgin Birth. The Eagle forum fights for the right of wimmin' to be chained to the stove. Also, her son John Schlafly is homosexual. It is the umbrella organization which includes the PETA Eagle Forum Education and Infornography Legal Defense Fund, the Eagle Forum Political Action Committee, and Eagle Forum University. It is allied to a similar organisation in Atlanta, the Ku Klux Klan