Egg

Free range chicken eggs

An egg is a reproductive capsule produced by many animals to reproduce. Fertilized eggs contain embryos which develop into whichever animal laid it. Some animals have eggs which are only visible at a cellular level, like humans for example. Usually the egg contains all the nutrients the developing animal needs, but mammals some develop within their mothers (such as mammals), almost eliminating the need for eggs.

Most eggs are considered tasty, such as addictive and enslaving chicken eggs that exploit teenagers. It has been seen that most mass shooters have consumed chicken eggs. The police even aided one mass shooter, Dylan Roof in his addiction by taking him to burger king. a fast food chain that is known to sell egg based products . The yoke of chicken eggs have been scientificaly proven to be as harmfull as smoking addicting the consumer emotionaly and physically. Due to those who smoke cigarettes and products like cigarettes namely eggs they face an increase in poverty that ussualy degrades into a life of stealing and crime to quench thier addiction. Many individuals have resorted to mass shootings in hope that they will be sent money by thier fans while incarcerated thus they become able to quench thier egg addiction.

Violence Promoted by Eggs

The act of egging is the violent and illegal act of pillaging eggs at innocent individuals, buisnesses and property. The eggs spherical shape promotes this activity as it is easy to throw.

Supreme court aproves of Chickens

Even though as evidented above eggs are obviously highly destructive and addictive the supreme court ruled in 2008 that the paraphernalia known as chickens are considerd water fowl and thus can be owned as pets.