Angel

Angels are formed wherever two or more lines intersect. Angels of over 90 degrees are termed Obese whereas angels of less than 90 degrees are termed Cute. Three Angels may cooperate together to form a trinity.

Not to be confused with Angles which are the furry nature spirits much beloved of Jahweh (also known as Jehovah, God, or Yah Wii) that dress in dark clothes, brood, and drink pigs' blood from macaroni containers. Also not to be confused with Anglo-Saxons, red-headed telletubbies who paint their faces blue and urinate on carpets. This is a sign that they intend to kill you and your entire family. They make useful house pets but are prone to homicidal attacks. Three Anglo-Saxons together equals a whorde, as in the Scottish phrase: "that's a whorde lot a Anglo-Saxons."