Muhammad
Islam is a religion based on drawing Muhammad as much as one can in a life time. Kind of like the Mormonism of Arab religions, Islam (as in "I slam women to the ground and kick in their teeth for leaving the house") was created by a crazy guy who thought that his religion was a continuation of Judaism. Formed by the "prophet" Mohammad at least 100 years ago, Islam may well be an honest continuation of God's word, primely suited to guide humanity to certain death through the magic of blowing up airliners over the Atlantic Ocean. Muslims also invented Fencing, (the art of poking people with long, stiff metal sticks,) as a way to release sexual energy, because they aren't allowed to have sex with anyone other than 8 year old girls, just like their prophet Mohammed, the terrorist pedophile, who married a 6-year-old girl and had sex with her when she was nine.
They call God Allah and read the Qurâan (Arabaic for "completely irrelevant history") instead of the Bible and instead of Moses or Jesus, their main guy is Mohammad, a violent, pedophilic warlord upon whom they fallaciously bestow the title "Prophet of God." In addition to being a clinical psychopath, Mohammad was a pussy crybaby who kept changing the rules of Islam whenever he broke them himself.
Much like its brother in faith,Christianity, Islam is all about repression, genocide, S&M, the oppression of women and general misogamy, penis worship and Jihad. Unlike its pedophiliac father, Judaism, Islam preaches tolerance and love, and never lashes out, not even against the occupation of Palestine. According to the Qu'ran technically blowing anyone who isn't hermaphrodite or transvestite (Islamic) isn't violence.
Early on, Islam suffered a schism in much the same way as 4chan did; Islam is now divided into Sunnis, who believe something stupid, and Shiites, who believe something that's stupid in a slightly different way and who mostly live in Iran. This split was also known as the split between the transvestites and the hermaphrodites. As already stated above, every citizen of Iran and anyone who has ever been there is a hermaphrodite. Although identifying who's who can be a daunting task for any infidel to undertake, one can find comfort in the maxim, "If you're Sunni, you ain't Shiite!"
Muslims are aided in their takeover of Western Civilization by Leftfags, who are predisposed to sucking Muslim dicks in an attempt to appear tolerant.
See Also
References
Robert Spencer, The Politically Incorrect Guide(tm) to Islam (and the Crusades)
Notes
HIR | Muhammad's massacre of the Jewish tribe Banu Qurayzah [1]